Fun Topic Ultimate jokes

[Queen]

Suhagrat mein dulha dulhn se:
Tum itni sundarho, mein tumhai kya kahu?
Bahar khada ladke ka baap bola:
beta 1 bar use maa keh de,
baki main dekh lunga?

[Queen]

Boy: Chalo kisi viraan jagah chalte hain.
Girl: Tum aisi vaisi harkat to nahi karoge.!
Boy: Bilkul nahi.
Girl- To phir rehne do, kya fayda..!!

[Queen]

Biwi: Mere paas proof hai ki tumhaara chakkar padosan ke saath hai.
Pati: Kya proof hai?
Biwi: Uska Pati kal raat tumhaari underwearpahan kar aaya tha.

[Queen]

2 cockroch ICU mein ek dusre ke bagal mein admit the..
1st: Kisne mara?
2nd: Are koi ni,
ek ladki mujhe dekh kar,
itna chhillai ke..
heart attack aa gaya.

[Queen]

Husband: Agar operation ke dauran mujhe kuch ho jaye,
to usi doctor se shadi kar lena.
Biwi: Aisa kyun keh rahe ho?
Husband: To kya doctor ko maaf kar du?

[Queen]

Santa Dials a Number..
A girl received
Santa: Hello Kaun?
Girl: Main Seeta
Santa: O teri!!
Ye to Ayodhya Lag Gaya..
Sorry “MAATE”..!!

[Queen]

A Negro died and went to heaven
ANGEL: Who r u?
NEGRO to impress her: Im HERO of TITANIC.
ANGEL gets confused and ask:
Abe titanic duba tha ki jala tha.

[Queen]

Nurse to patient with bleeding on head: Your name?
Patient: Pappu
Nurse: age?
Patient: 25 years
Nurse : Married?
Patient : No. No. Its Car accident!

[Queen]

Teacher: Behind every successful man there is a woman.
What do we learn form this?
Student: We should stop wasting time
in studies and find the WOMAN.

[Queen]

Patni: Kyu ji, roz subah mere chehre pe pani kyu dalte ho.
Pati: Kyu ke, tere baap ne kaha tha..
meri beti phool ki tarah hai, ise murjhane mat dena!