Hot Topic Non veg jokes

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Hiiii friends, i m starting a new threads, strictly adult/non veg jokes. I will try to post my jokes in english for those who dont understand hindi bt there may b some hindi jokes also.
So keep reading, laughing, sharing and dont forget to add repps n comments after laughing
keep laughing

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Man Offering A Drink To A Lady In Bar
Lady: “ No, Whiskey Is Bad For My Legs ”
Man: “ Legs? That Is Strange, Do They Pain OrSwell? ”
Lady: “ No, They Spread “

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Boy:Hey can i touch ur software?
Girl: first show me ur hardware?
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Boy: can i install it in ur system?
Girl: Ok…… but cover it with antivirus, then install it.

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Boy to girl: How much calcium is there in women’s Breasts?
Girl: I don’t have any idea but it has enough calcium to help a Man’s boneless thing to standup!

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“Prostitution is the only industry where fresh employees are paid more than the experienced ones”.

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What Is The Difference Between Sky And
Skirt.?………..
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Sky Covers The Whole Universe..
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Skirt Covers The Universal “HOLE”..!

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What is the similarity between a girl & petrol?
1. Both are explosive
2. Both are hot
3. Both are dangerous when keptin open…

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Bikini is a dress where 90% of thewoman body is exposed..
but men r very decent.
they dont look at that 90%
they look only at the covered 10%.

Agree???

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Tarzan and the animals went to the river for swimming….
Tarzan removed all his clothes. Allthe animals started laughing.
Tarzan asked “Why are you laughing”?
The animals told him…………….”Your tail is in the front”

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Doctor: You look so weak, exhausted.. Are you taking 3 meals a day as I have advised to you?
Woman: Doctor, I thought you said 3 males a day.