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19-10-2016, 06:14 PM
Compliments Are Only For Girls

Girl To Another Girl

Girl: “You Are Beautiful.”

Second Girl: “Thank You, You Are Beautiful Too.”

Boy To Another Boy

Boy: “You Are Handsome.”

Second Boy: “Aajaa Fir, Mooh Me Le Le Mera.”


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19-10-2016, 06:16 PM
Choti Umar Ki Naughty Shayari

Jaipur Mein Ek Ladke Ne Ek Ladki Ko Sadak Pe Rok Ke Bola

Ladka: “Tumari Age Kya Hai?”

Ladki: “16”

Ladka: “Tumare Liye Ek Sher Arz Hai.”

Ladki: “Bolo”

Ladka: “Hawa Mahal Hai Apne Jaipur Ki Shobha, Aur Itni Si Umar Mein Itna Bada Boba!!!”

Ladki: “Sadak Pe Bahut Ghumte Hai Tere Jaise Saand …… Bobo Pai Nazar Dali To Faad Dungi Gand!”


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19-10-2016, 06:19 PM
Jaisi Karni Vaisi Hi Bharni Ka Example

Pankaj Naam Ke Ek Ladke Ki Shadi Nahi Ho Rahi Thi, To Usne Apna Dimag Lagaya Aur Poore Sheher Mein Shor Machwa Diya Ke Uske Do Lund Hai.

Fatafatt Kafi Sare Rishte Aane Lage, To Usne Ek Khubsurat Si Ladki Pasand Karke Shadi Kar Li

Suhag Raat Ko Patni Puchati Hai: “Arrey Apka Doosra Lund Kahan Hai?”

Pankaj Ne Dimag Lgaya Aur Bola: “Wo Doosra Lund Pados Wale Sharmaji Le Gaye Hai.”

Patni Ne Bhi Kaha Chal Koi Baat Nahi Aur Dono Ki Aram Se Zindagi Beetne Lag Gayi

Kuch Dino Ke Baad Pankaj Ko Kisi Kaam Se Shahar Se Bahar Jana Pada, Teen-Chaar Din Ke Baad Aata Hai To Biwi Uske Aate Hi Ladna Shuru Kar Deti Hai.

Pankaj Bechare Ko Samajh Nahi Aati Aur Vo Hairan Hokar Puchta Hai: “Arrey Hua Kya Hai?”

Biwi Gusse Se Bolti Hai: “Mene Aap Jaisa Chutiya Dusra Nahi Dekha”

Pankaj Ke Tote Udd Gaye Aur Usne Pucha: “Kyu Mene Kya Kiya?”

Biwi: “Aap Ne Chota Wala Lund Apne Paas Rakh Liya Aur Badewala Sharma Ji Ko Kyon Diya?“


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19-10-2016, 06:21 PM

Mummy Ye Kya Hai?

Ek Bar Ek Baccha Apni Mummy Ke Breast Ki Taraf Ishara Karke Puchta Hai: “Mummy Ye Kya Hai?”

Mummy: “Beta Ye To Gubbare Hai”

Baccha: “To Mausi Ke Chote Kyo Hai?”

Mummy: “Tune Uske Kab Dekhe?”

Baccha: “Jab Papa Unme Hawa Bhar Rahe The“


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19-10-2016, 06:25 PM
Ladka Ladki Non Veg Shayari

Ek Din Kisi Party Mein Daaru Jyada Pee Lene Ki Vajah Se Ek Ladke Aur Ladki Mein Ladayi Ho Gayi

Ladki Boli:
“Mera Naam Hai Chikni,
Meri Choot Bhi Hai Chikni,
Pair Rakhe To Fisal Jaye
Tu To Kya Tera Baap Bhi Na Chod Paye”

Ladke Ne Jawab Diya:
“Mera Naam Hai Babbar Billu
Mera Lund Hai 56 Killo
Dharti Pe Rakho To Kunwa(Well) Khud Jaye
Tu To Kya Teri Maa Bhi Cudd Jaye“

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15-01-2017, 07:22 PM
पुलिस और पत्नी में 12 समानताएं

1. ना इनकी दोस्ती अच्छी और ना ही दुश्मनी।

2. इनसे बनाकर रखना, मजबूरी है।

3. इनका मूड पता ही नहीं चलता, कब बिगड़ जाए।

4. अगर वे प्यार से बात करें तो अलर्ट हो जाएं।

5. दोनों ही खतरनाक धमकी देते हैं।

6. इनसे बहस में जीतना मुश्किल ही नहीं, नामुमकिन है।

7. ये पिछला हिसाब याद रखते हैं।

8. अपने राज कभी नहीं खोलते।

9. इनको जबर्दस्ती तारीफ चाहिए।

10. सुन भले ही आपकी लें पर करेंगे अपने मन की ही।

11. दोनों ही रौब से काम लेते हैं।

12. इनकी नजर हमेशा आपकी जेब पर रहती है।

~ सूचना जनहित में जारी!



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15-01-2017, 07:26 PM
ज्यादा समझदारी भी अच्छी नहीं!

एक कंपनी का मालिक अपनी एक फैक्टरी में विजिट करने गया।

वहाँ उसने देखा कि सारे कर्मचारी तो काम कर रहे थे लेकिन एक युवक एक कोने में आराम से खड़ा मोबाइल पर मैसेज पढ़ रहा था और मुस्कुरा रहा था।

मालिक को यह देखकर और भी हैरत हुई कि उसके आने के बावजूद भी युवक अपने काम पर लगने की बजाये ढीठता पूर्ण तरीके से वैसे ही खड़ा रहा।

मालिक को गुस्सा आ गया। उसने युवक को बुलाया और पूछा, "तुम्हें हर महीने कितनी तनख्वाह मिलती है?"

युवक: "6000 रुपये सर!"

मालिक ने जेब से 18000 रुपये निकाले और युवक को देते हुए बोला, "ये पकड़ो तुम्हारी 3 महीने की एडवांस तनख्वाह और दफा हो जाओ यहाँ से, तुम्हारे जैसे कामचोरों के लिए मेरी कंपनी में कोई जगह नहीं है।"

युवक ने शांतिपूर्वक रुपये लिए और मुस्कुराता हुआ चला गया।

अब मालिक ने वहाँ काम कर रहे लोगों से पूछा, "अब कोई मुझे बताएगा कि ये आदमी कौन था और क्या काम करता था?"

बड़ी मुश्किल से अपनी हँसी दबाते हुए एक कर्मचारी ने बताया, "सर, वो तो पिज्जा डिलीवरी करने वाला लड़का था। दरअसल आज सुपरवाइजर साहब अपना लंच बॉक्स लाना भूल गए थे।"



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07-02-2017, 06:03 PM
Guy: Doctor, My girlfriend is

pregnant but we always use

protection and the rubber never

broke. How is it possible?



Doctor: Let me tell you a story:

"There was once a Hunter who

always carries a Gun

wherever he goes. One day he

took his Umbrella instead of his

Gun and went out. A Lion

suddenly jumped infront of him.

In order to scare the Lion,the

Hunter used the Umbrella like a

Gun,and shot the Lion,then it

died!

Guy: Nonsense!! Someone else

must've shot the Lion...

Doctor: Good!! You understood

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