Hot Topic Naughty XXX Jokes

[indixxx]

Bhagwan Ne Duniya Banayi Aur Bhul Gaya. Aur Apne MeinMast Ho Gaya
Par Ek Din Socha Ki Main Dharti Pe Apna Ek Farishta Bejh Ke Dekhu To Sahi Kya Chal Raha Hai Udhar.
Bhagwan Ne Farishte Ko Bulaya Aur Bola: “Ja Jake Dekh Ke Aa Dharti Pe Kya Chal Raha Hai, Aur Ye Pata Laga Ke Aa Ki Vahan Pe Sab SeSoft, SabseHardAur EsiKonsi Cheez Hai Jo Maine Nahi Banayi Fir Bhi Darti Pe Hai”
Farishta Dharti Pe Aya Aur Indian Mein Pahunch Gaya. Survey Karne Ke Baad Jab Vapis Bhagwan Ke Pass Pahuncha
Bhagwan Ne Pucha: “Batao Sab SeSoftCheez Kya Hai?”
Farishta: “Ji Dharti Pe Sabse Soft CheezGaandHai”
Bhagwan Ne Hairan Hoke Pucha: “Achha, Wo Kaisi?”
Farishta: “Ji, Jisko DekhoKisi Ko Bhi Bol Deta Hai KiOye Main Teri Gaand Phad Doonga”
Bhagwan Bole: “Hmmm, Aur SabseHardCheez Konsi Hai?”
Farishta: “Sabse Hard Cheez HaiJhanth Ka Bal”
Bhagwan: “Hadd Hai, Vo Bala Kaisi?”
Farishta: “Waha Har Koi Ye Bol Deta Hai KiTu Meri Jaanth Ka Baal Bhi Nahi Ukhaad Sakta”
Bhagwan Ne Pareshan Ho Ke Pucha: “Aur Esi Konsi Cheez HaiJo Maine NahiBanayi Par Fir Bhi Vo Hai?”
Farishta: “Ji, Wahan PeMaa Behan Ke LodeBhi Hai”
Bhagwan Ji Gaddi Se Uchhal Ke Bole: “Wo Kaisi?”
Farishta: “Har Koi Bol Deta HaiTeri Maa Ka Loda , Teri Bahan Ka Loda.”

[rajbr1981]

Very nice

[boymast]

Bhagwan Ne Duniya Banayi Aur Bhul Gaya. Aur Apne MeinMast Ho Gaya
Par Ek Din Socha Ki Main Dharti Pe Apna Ek Farishta Bejh Ke Dekhu To Sahi Kya Chal Raha Hai Udhar.
Bhagwan Ne Farishte Ko Bulaya Aur Bola: “Ja Jake Dekh Ke Aa Dharti Pe Kya Chal Raha Hai, Aur Ye Pata Laga Ke Aa Ki Vahan Pe Sab SeSoft, SabseHardAur EsiKonsi Cheez Hai Jo Maine Nahi Banayi Fir Bhi Darti Pe Hai”
Farishta Dharti Pe Aya Aur Indian Mein Pahunch Gaya. Survey Karne Ke Baad Jab Vapis Bhagwan Ke Pass Pahuncha
Bhagwan Ne Pucha: “Batao Sab SeSoftCheez Kya Hai?”
Farishta: “Ji Dharti Pe Sabse Soft CheezGaandHai”
Bhagwan Ne Hairan Hoke Pucha: “Achha, Wo Kaisi?”
Farishta: “Ji, Jisko DekhoKisi Ko Bhi Bol Deta Hai KiOye Main Teri Gaand Phad Doonga”
Bhagwan Bole: “Hmmm, Aur SabseHardCheez Konsi Hai?”
Farishta: “Sabse Hard Cheez HaiJhanth Ka Bal”
Bhagwan: “Hadd Hai, Vo Bala Kaisi?”
Farishta: “Waha Har Koi Ye Bol Deta Hai KiTu Meri Jaanth Ka Baal Bhi Nahi Ukhaad Sakta”
Bhagwan Ne Pareshan Ho Ke Pucha: “Aur Esi Konsi Cheez HaiJo Maine NahiBanayi Par Fir Bhi Vo Hai?”
Farishta: “Ji, Wahan PeMaa Behan Ke LodeBhi Hai”
Bhagwan Ji Gaddi Se Uchhal Ke Bole: “Wo Kaisi?”
Farishta: “Har Koi Bol Deta HaiTeri Maa Ka Loda , Teri Bahan Ka Loda.”

Very funny...

Can i post Jokes in yr thread ????

[indixxx]

jaroor is thread to apne jokes se jinda rakhe

[boymast]

Jake Keh do unse e galib wo meri taqdir se jalna chood de...

are ..



Hum to woh badnasib he agr condom ki dukan b khole toh log chodna choode de

[indixxx]

bahut khub


mast hai

Jake Keh do unse e galib wo meri taqdir se jalna chood de...



are ..







Hum to woh badnasib he agr condom ki dukan b khole toh log chodna choode de

[rajbr1981]

बहुत बढ़िया अपडेट दिए है

[indixxx]

बहुत बढ़िया अपडेट दिए है

[Vickyrocksrd]

superb