Fun Topic Funny Jokes

[kishurex-1]

Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

A: Yes, because the Empire State Building can't jump!

[kishurex-1]

This is a riddle. It works well if you let the students ask yes and no
questions about the situation, before revealing the answer.
Q: A man goes into a bar and asks for a glass of water. The barman
pulls out a gun, and points it at the customer. "Thank you" replies the
customer and walks out. What happened?

A: The customer had hiccups.


I've used this in many countries in Eastern Europe. It always works - a
shock as a hiccup cure appears to be an international thing.

[kishurex-1]

Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?

A: No idea.(No-eye deer)

[kishurex-1]

ESL teacher: You must never begin a sentence "I is ...".

Clever student: Please sir, what's wrong with "I is a vowel".