Fun Topic Funny Jokes

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Funny Jokes

mpact of Movies:

Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?

Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!

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A recently fired

stock trader said ...

"This is worse than divorce...

I have lost everything

and

I still have my wife...

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4 Stages of marriage:

Mad for each other.

Made for each other.

Mad at each other.

Mad bcoz of each other.

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Roses r red,

violets r blue,

monkeys like you should be kept in the zoo.

Dont get angry,

you will find me there too,

not in the cage but laughing at you.

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1 smile = 1 friendship

1 friendship = 1 love

1 love = 1 proposal

1 proposal = 1 marriage

And 1 marriage = THOUSANDS of problem.

so better think before you smile.

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Once a husband and wife

were preparing to go office

and the wife thought

she would drive today for the office.

Wife : Chalo na car me kahin ghumne

chalte hai, aur car me drive karungi!

Huband : �Agar tum car drive karogi to

jayenge car mein, aayenge akhbaar mein

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Once there was a mirror which used to kill "LIERS"

FRENCH:I think I don't smoke (killed)

AMERICAN:I think, I love Iraq(killed)

PATHAN:I think (killed)

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Why Girls Live Longer Than Boys?

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Scientific Studies Have Proved That

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"SHOPPING"

Never Causes HEART ATTACKS, But,

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"PAYING The "BILLS" Does

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Funny Line for advice. . !

I Always Learn

From The Mistake Of Others

Who Take My Advice:p

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A Grammar Freak Girl To Her Boyfriend

" You Are As Useless As.

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''AY'' In ''OKAY''