Hot Topic Sex with Fun (18+ jokes)

[boymast]

Hi,

This is new thread. xxx jokes.

Please share this jokes on sex time.

[boymast]

Wife: aji sunte ho shakkar khatm ho gyi .la do.

husband: are janeman tmhara dudh

itna mitha he. shakkar ki kya jarurat he

wife: namak bi khatm he to sabji me su su kar du kya

[boymast]

Boy: Mujhe pyar karti ho

To kal college me White dress pehan ke aana.

Next Day.....

Ladki Black pehn k ayi

Boy:Tu jab jhuki to maine dekh liya Ki tu mujhe andar se pyar
karti hai.

[boymast]

Ek Din Santa Mele me Gaya.
Wahan 2 Line Lagi Thi. Ek Line ke Aage
Likha Tha "Dekhne ke 20/- Rs."
Dusri Linke ke Aage Likha Tha "Karne
ke 10/- Rs."

Santa Ne Karne ki Ticket Le Li. Ander usko Karne
ke Liye Bakri Di Gayi.

Santa Ne Paise Wasulne ke Liye Bakri ki
Le Li. Next Day, Santa ne Dekhne ki Ticket Li.
Santa Ne Aage wale Admi Ko Pucha -
Santa : "Kyu Bhai, Ye Kya Dikhayege?"
Admi : "Aaj ka To Pata Nahi, Kal Ek
Sardar Ko Bakri Ki Lete Hue Dikhaya
Tha!!!". .

[boymast]

Ye Joke Pogo k Diwano k Liye

.

Dulhan Ki Saheli Ne Suhagrat Par

Uska Haal Jaan Ne Ke Liye Use phone

Kiya

Saheli: “Kya Chal Raha Hai Baby? ”Dulhan Udas
Hote Hue Boli:

“Yaar, Wo Mere Kareeb Aane Lage To

Maine Kaha Kya Kar Rahe Hain?

Tab Se Unhone Mujhe Pogo Dikhane

Ke Liye Bithaya Hua Hai.“

[boymast]

Ye zindgi bhi kya hai,Ek armaan bhosdi ka

Choot k chakkar me hai,Har insan bhosdi ka

Ek ek londiya pe teen teen chadh rahe

hain Inka kat na jaye,Chalan bhosdi ka, Aur Choot
hai rubber ki aur lowde plastic

k,Kya kya bana raha hai japan bhosdi ka

[boymast]

Papu Juice ki Dukan par..

Papu :- "Papa Kya koi aisi ulti
Machine nahi hai , Jisme
Juice dalo to Fal nikle?"
.
. .
.
.

Papa- Hai na Beta, Tu Usi ka to Fal hai

[boymast]

Kisi Baat Pe Boy-Friend Aur Girl-Friend Ka Break-Up Ho Raha
Thha

Ladki Gusse Se Ladke Ko Boli.

Ladki: “Aaj Se Hamara Rishta Khatam, Ek-Dusre Ko
Diye Sare Gift Wapis Karte Hai”

Ladka: “Theek Hai, To Phir Mobile Recharge Se
Shuru Karte Hai”

Ladki Ek Dum Se Rang Badalte Hue Boli: “Jaanu,
Ab Main Majak Bhi Nahi Kar Sakti Kya?“

[boymast]

Girl- baba mera bf kab sudhrega?

Baba- use sath layi ho?

Girl- nhi wo ghar pr hai

Baba- ok apni bra utaro

Girl- kyu?

Baba- uske hath ki lakeere dekhni hai...

[boymast]

Santa Ne English Class Join Kar Rakhi Thi,

Banta Ne Socha Ki Chalo Aaj Santa Se Puch Ke
Aata Hun Ki Kesa Chal Raha Hai,

Agar Sab Sahi Hai To Main Khud Bhi Join Kar
Lunga.

Par Jaise Hi Santa Ke Ghar Pahuncha To Santa Ko
Dekh Ke Uske Hosh Udd Gaye

Santa Buri Tarha Se Zamkhi Tha, Shareer Ke Har
Hisse Pe Pattiya Lipti Hui Thi.

Banta: “Oye Ye Kya Ho Gaya Tujhe”

Santa Rote Hue:
“Kuch Nahi Yaar Padosan Ki Billi Mere Murge Ko Khane Ke Liye Uske Piche Padi
Rahti Thi.”

Banta: “To?”

Santa: “Maine Uske Pati Ko Angrezi Mein Bol Ke
Samjhaya To Usne Peet Peet Kar Meri Ye Halat Kar Di”

Banta Hairani Se: “Abe Esa Kya Bola Tha Tune”

Santa: “Keep An Eye On Your Wife’s Pussy, She Is
After My Cock“