Fun Topic funny shyari

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this thread for funny shyari enjoy

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Choot kabb Mil Jaye Aitbaar Kisko Hai;
Mil Jaaye Chodne Ko To Inkaar Kis Ko Hai.
Kuchh Mushkilen Hai Choot Paane Mein, Dost;
Warna Faltu Muth Marne Se Pyaar Kisko Hai!

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Barrish Ho Aur Zameen Gilli Na Ho;
Dhoop Nikle Aur Sarson Pilli Na Ho;
To Phir Aap Ne Yeh Kaise Soch Liya Ke;
Neend Mein Aap Ki Yaad Aaye Aur Chaddi Gilli Na Ho!

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Badal Garze Shor Ke Saath,
Barish Hui Zor Ke Saath,
Har Pal Dhyan Rakho Apne Boyfriend/ Girlfriend Ka,
Kahin Thand Ke Maare,
So Na Jaye Kisi Aur Ke Saath!

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Kyon Du Main Tumhe Ye Dua Ki Meri Umar Tumhe Lag Jaaye...
Kya Pata Mera Aakhri Din Ho Aur Tumhare Laude Lag Jaaye!

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Arz Kiya Hai:
College Se Nikalte Hi Kitab Seene Se Laga Leti Ho;
Wah Wah!
College Se Nikalte Hi Kitab Seene Se Laga Leti Ho;
Hum Kya Mar Gaye Hain Jo Khud Hi Daba Leti Ho!

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Buhut Achhi Friend Thi Wo Meri;
Achanak Se Mere Liye Khaas Ho Gayi.
Zindagi Bhar Fail Hoti Thi Kambakht;
Pregnancy Test Mein Pass Ho Gayi!

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Bedard Zamana Kya Jane, Kya Cheez Judai Hoti Hai;
Hum Land Pakad Kar Sote Hein, Ghar Ghar Me Chudai Hoti Hai!

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iMaine Poochha Chand Se - Dekha Hai Koi Mere Yaar Sa Haseen;
Chand Ne Kaha - Bhosdike, Itni Upar Se Dikhta Hae Koi?

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Yeh Baarish Ka Paani Aur Kagaz Ki Kashti;
Daaru Ki Botal, Bhujia Aur Ek Achhhi Gashti;
Yeh Jawaani Aur Sex, Bas Hai Do Pal Ki Masti;
Condom Lagana Dost, Kyonki Yeh Lulli Nahi Sasti!