Fun Topic Science Jokes

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People in day to day life we come across different kinds of jokes, but have you ever taken science as like joke?

Lets see how can it be possible.


Warning: people go through these jokes only if you are fond of science, else you are at your own risk

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starting up with chemistry jokes

Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

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Q: If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, what they would become


A: they’d be alloys.

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Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

A: It went OK.

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I would like to apologize for not adding more jokes... but I only update them.... periodically!

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Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

A: Na

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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon

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Q: What is the most important rule in chemistry?

A: Never lick the spoon!

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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium didn't reacted.

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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"