lekin wo to muze jaanti bhi nahi aise me main kyu usko sorry bolu
aur wo confuse ho jayengi ki main kyu usko sorry bol raha hu
main kuch bhi bolu , usse mafi kyu maang raha hu is pe wo doubt kar sakti hai
aise me main ne apne meri padosan ke sapne dekne band kiye
vaise bhi ab to muze reshmo mil gayi thi
aag buzane ka intzam bhi ho gaya tha
pir jane do usko
uske jaisi hazaro mil jayengi
main ne meri padosan ke sapne dekne band kiye aur vapas apne office aur apni life ko enjoy karne laga
ab to muze achi neend aane lagi
iffice me jab bhi overtime hota to reshmo ki jam kar chudai karta
usko promotioon bhi kar diya
ab to wo jaha chahe vaha chudai karne ko tayyar hoti hai pichale hafte to usko ek dress bhi gift ki
mere aage buzane ka intzam ho gaya tha
badi hot chiz thi office vali reshmo bhi
par padosan mil jati to maza aa jata
dire dire main ne apni padosan ko bhula diya
kabi kabhi najar se najar milti par main vahse chup chap chala jata
wo bhi muze gur kar dekti
reahmo ki chudai ko ek mahina ho gaya
main vapas mumbai ki life ko enjoy karne laga
is bich sunday ko to pura din khali rahta
sunday ki kabhi kabhi movie dekne jata lekin is sunday ko main room par hi ruka
sham me main hamesha ki tara niche gardan me ghumne aa gaya
aaj chhuti hone se jaldi ghumne aa gaya
bache gardan me footbaal khel rahe the
football mera manpasand game tha
main unka game dek raha tha sath hi socity ki ladkiyo ko line bhi maar raha tha
is bich jo bache football khel rahe the unka football fut gaya
ball car ke nich aa jane se fut gaya
ache bache khel rahw the to unka khelna band ho gaya
bache naraz ho gaye
tabi main ne bacho se bat ki
Avi- dusara ball laker khelo
bache- bhaiya hamare pass ek hi ball tha wo hi fut gaya ab to khelna band kuch din.
Avi- aise kaise khelna band , chalo main lekar deta hu
bache- aap kyu denge
Avi- kyu ki main bhi khelunga ,
bache- aao khel sakte hai hamare sath ager aap ball kharid kar donge to
aur main ne bache ko paise diye to wo bhag kar pass ki shop se football lekar aa gaya
aur main bhi bacho ke sath football khelne laga
main bachpan se ye game khelte aa raha tha
achi practice thi meri jis se sab mere khel dek kar impression huye
bache to tarif karne lage ki unko bhi aise shikna hai
main bacho ke sath dosti kar li
ab jab bhi bhor ho jaunga to bachw ke sath football khel lunga
gardan me aayi ladkiya bhi mere game dekne lagi
bada maza aa raha tha
goal pe goal ho rahe the
bahot dino bad bacho ke sath khelne se maza aa raha tha
kafi der tak ham khelte rahe
par football aisa game hai ki bas khelte rahne ka dil karta hai
ham andera hone ke bad bhi stret light me khelte rahe
is bich main ne jordar kich mari
takat lagane se kick pe control nahi raha
aur ball road par chala gaya
Aur ball sidha jaker ek aaurte ki gand pe laga
wo aaurt to girte girte bach gayi
bache to is se dar gaye
main ball lane aur sorry bolne ja raha tha ki wo aaurt hamare taraf dekne lagi
bas yahi baaki rah gaya tha
ye meri padosan thi
pahale meri image kharab ho gayi aur ab to reshma sochengi ki main ne jaanbuz kar ball mara hai
reshma ball lekar khadu ho gayi
reshma- ball kisne mara
bache bahot kamine hote hai
sabne ek sath muze fasa diya
bache- bhaiya ne mara
reshma to muze gur kar dekne lagi
usko chot to lagi hongi
tabi itne guasse se bat kar rahi thi
reshma- tum itne bade hoker bacho ke sath khelnte ho , sharama nahi aati , ye bacho ka gardan hai , tume khelne ka itna hi shouk hai to bahar jaker bade maidan par khelo
reshma ke muh se pahli bar kuch suna tha
lekin suna kya , mere liye galiya nafrat gusss
main is pe kya kahta
bache- aunty please ball dijiye na , galti bhaiya ki hai
reshma- isne jaanbuz kar mara honga
bache- aunty ball
reshma ne muze gusse se deka
reshma- kohi ball nahi milengi , aur tum tumari sikayat secretary se karungi , tume to yaha se nikalva ke rahungi
aur reshma ball lekar chali gayi
thodi langdaker chal rahi thi
lagta hai bum par jordar lagi hai
lo ho gaya sab gadbad
ab to reshma aur guass ho gayi
ball bhi chali gayi aur bachi huyi ijajt bhi hawa ho gayi
bache- bhaiya naya ball le
Avi- tum khud lo
bache- bhaiya ball aapne hi to mara tha
Avi- ball main ne hi diya tha
bache- bhaiya wo aunty aise guass karti hai aap tension mat lo , wo complaint nahi karengi
Avi- muze maska laga rahe ho
bache- hame to khelne ke liye ball chaiye
Avi- ab kal dunga ball ,
bache- bhaiya kal sath me khelenge
aur bache to chale gaye
lekin muze fasa gaye
meri padosan ki gand lund se marna chahata tha lekin football se maar di
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