Romantic Mastiyaa - Meri Padosan

[Play Boy of Rajasthan]

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Update 11

socha tha ki meri padosan se nazdikiya bada lunga

lekin sab ulta ho raha tha

ab to meri image bad person ki ban gayi

wo to muzse kuch jada hi naraz hai

main to reahma se dur hi rahunga

ager us bar kuch gabbad ki to thappad jarur oadenga muzpar

main ne vapas apna dyan office ke kamo par laga diya

ab to office me reshmo thi mera dyan rakne ko

lekin reshmo ne apni saheli ko bhi ye bat batai ki usko promotion kaise mila

saali ne sab gadbad kar di

lekin ye kya reshmo ki saheli ko bhi promotion chaiye tha

reshmo ne muzse ankhion maarker bataya ki ye aapke liye hai

main ne reshmo ke saheli ki chudai karke uski salary bhi bada di

paise mere jeb se thode ja rahe the

reshmo ke sath uski saheli ki bhi chudai karne laga

pahale pahale sirf reshmo gante bhar mere cabin me rahti to log bate karne lage thi

ab ek sath 2 ladkiyo mere cabin me aati hai to logo ki bate band ho gayi

muze to aag buzane ko.ek aur mil gayi

kabi reshmo.ki chudai karta to kabhi uski saheli ki

pub aur dance bar me bhi kabhi kabhi jane laga

pub me jane ko reshmo to hamesha tayyar rahti

kohi ladki sath ho to ghumne pirne me maza aata hai

is bich samay kaise nikal gaya pata hi nahi chala

us football vali bat ko kuch hafte ho gaya

lekin is bich reshma se ek do bar aamana samna hua lekin uska guass kam.nahi hua

main uski taraf najar uta kar nahi dekta

kyu ki is bar ek galti aur sida mera gaal lal ho jayenga

delte dekte 3 mahine ho gaye muze mumbai me aaye huye

main to mumbai ki hawayo me gul.mil gaya tha

aajkal bate jada hone lagi to bluetooth device bhi le liya

traving ke samay bhor na ho is liye girlfirend aur dosto ko call kar leta

mere phone aane se unko bhi acha lagta

train me phone karne se mera bahot time bu bach raha tha

aise ek din main phone par bat kar raha tha

bat karte karte main lift me chadh gaya

main bate karne me puri tara se dub gaya tha

bluetooth device se bat kar raha tha

main to parking area se lift me chadh gaya aur apne flour ki button daba kar dewaar ki taraf muh karke bat karne laga

muze pata hi nahi chala ki ligt me kohi aur bhi hai

mere sath ek ladka aur ek aaurt bhi lift me hai itna pata tha

shayad ladka aur uski maa thi main ne unki taraf deka bhi nahi aur bat karne laga

lift to 1 st fluor par hi ruk gayi

to wo ladka lift se niche utar gaya , muze laga ki wo aaurt us ladke ki maa hongi to wo bhi utar gayi

matlab ab lift main sirf main akela aisa muze laga

lekin lift me ek aur aaurt thi , wo ladke ki maa nahi thi

main lift me akela hone se khul kar bat karne laga

phone mere dost ka tha

dost-kaisa hai be

Avi-main to tik hu tum bata shahar me sab kaise hai

dost-.sale tere jane se group to tut hi gaya

Avi-kya bat kar raha hai

dost-.sab apne apne life me busy ho gaye hai , tu tha to hafte me ek bar to milte lekin 3 mahine se kisi se mulakat nahi huyi

Avi-mere aate sab mil jayenge

dost-tu aa ja jaldi vaoas

Avi-main nahi aane vala

dost-.kyu kya hua , tum to bol raha ki ki tu jaldi vapas aayenga

Avi-tab muze pata nahi tha ki mumbai itni achi hai

dost-.matlab tu nahi aayenga

Avi-chhutiyo me aaunga baki main to ab hamesha ke liye yahi rahunga

dost-.yaha teri girlfriend hai

Avi-usko bhi yahi lekar aaunga

dost-.matlab tu shadi karne vala hai

Avi-abi nahi

dost-.matlab mumbai me kohi mil gayi kya

Avi-mil gayi samaj

dost-.to mala

Avi-usse to shadi karunga ,

dost-.to time pass raki hai

Avi-yaha pe sab aisa hi hota hai

dost-.kya naam hai uska

Avi-reshmo

mere muh se naam sunte us aaurt ne thodi halchal ki par main to itne dino bad dost se bat karne me khoya hua tha

dost-.naam to acha hai

Avi-naam me hi sab kuch hai , reshmo , usko tu dekenga to pagal ho jayenga

dost-.kya bat karta hai

Avi-itni hot aur sexy hai ki tu puch hi mat

dost-batana uske bareme

Avi-tu ager reshmo ko dekenga to uspe tut padenga , kya dress pahntu hai , main to dewaana ho gaya hu reshmo ka , usne to muzpe aag bhi lagai hai


dost-kahi tune uski chudai to nahi ki

Avi-uski to har roj leta hu sapne me to chod chid kar bhosada banaya hai

dost-.real me bhi li hai kya

Avi-haa

dost-.aur bata uske bareme

Avi-aaj reshmo lal dress me itni hot thi ki mera pani dek kar nikal gaya

dost-.kya bat karta hai

Avi-mera bas chale to din raat uski leta rahu

dost-uski photo bhej

Avi-tu yahi aa ja kuch din ke liye tuze bhi dilva dunga , sath me uska maza lenge

dost-mazak mat kar

Avi-tu aa to sahi , reshmo ke reshmi balo me sulaunga tuze ,

reshmo ke gulabi honto ka ras pilaunga

uske gore badan ko apne veerye se gila kar denge

tu bas ek bas aa pir dekna ,tu aage se karna aur main piche se

dost-.sandwitch ki tara

Avi-sandwitch ki tara khayenge reshmo ko

dost-tik hai main jaldi aaunga

Avi-tu jab aayenga tab reshmo ke sath maza karenge , aur tu tension mat lena main tab tak usko manaa lunga

dost-pir to mumbai guumne jarur aaunga

aur main ne phone rak diya

phone rakte main apne flour aaya ki nahi ye dekne ke liye palat gaya

vaise hi mere gaal par happad pada

muze kohi thappad marenga uski umid nahi thi

muzE to guass aaya

jisne muse thapoad mara usko main thappad marne vala tha ki ruk gaya

kyu ki muze thappad reshma ne mara tha

meri padosan ne muze thappad mara tha

reshma yaha kya kar rahi hai

reshma kab lift me aayi

kahi isne sab sun to nahi liya

lekin isne thappad kyu mara

reshma thappad marne ke bad muze guasse se dek rahi thi

main to samaj hi nahi paya ki thappad kyu mara

main to hang ho gaya tha

muze guass to aa raha tha

socha ki is thappad ka badla lu

lekin uski khubsurti ko dekte main kamzor pad gaya

wo mere sapno ki rani thi

asie me main usko kaise maar sakta hu

usko to bas pyar karne ke bareme soch sakta hu

reshma thappad marne ke bad kuch bolna chah rahi thi ki lift ruk gayi

matlab meri manzil aa gayi

main bhi usko kuch puchna chahata tha

lekin lift rukte mr mrs gupta vahi khade the

unko dekte main ne bat badani tik nahi samaji

pir kabi is thappad ke bare puchunga

reshma bhi mr mrs gupta ke samne chup rahi

main vaha se nikal kar apne apartment me chala gaya

reshma muze guase se dekte huye apne room me chali gayi

apartment me aate main sochne laga ki reshma ne kyu muze thappad mara honga

ager bina vaja maara honga to usko iski kimmat chukani hongi

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Update 12

reshma ne muze thappad maar diya

acha hua vaha kohi aur nahi tha

par kuch bate hoti to pata chalta ki aise achanak thappad kyu mara

par acha hua ki main vaha nahi ruka varna bat aur badh jati

par thappad kyu mara tha

main sochne laga tha ki muze samaj me aa gaya

main reshmo ki bat kar raha tha apne dodt se aur reahma ko laga ki uski bat kar raha hu

to ye bat hai , sab galatfaymi se hua hai

par reshma jab lift me aayi

shayad mainussko ladke ki maa samaj raha tha wo reshma thi , ladka to pahale utar gaya aur muze laga ki lift khali hai

dost ke sath bat karte huye itna kho gaya ki kuch yaad hi nahi raha

muze reshma se bat karni hongi

par ab ager uske samne bhi gaya to wo kya kya kahengi kya karengi soch bhi nahi sakta

main ne kitna kuch bola dost se , aise me reshma ka thappad marna sahi tha

uski jaga kohi aur hoti to wo bhi thappad marti

ab to main yaha raha to bina vaja khachra ho jayenga , yaha ki bat office pir mere ghar bhi ja sakti hai

muze yaha se dusari jaga shift hona honga varna gand lag jayengi

reshma ke samne aate wo to meri jaan le lengi

reshma ager socity ke secretary ko thappad maarne se nahi dar sakti to main kya chiz hu

main secretary se bat karta hu , dekta hu unse bat karke ki dusari wung me kohi apartment khali ho to mere liye bat kare

ab to reshma dur dur tak muze nahi mil sakti

wo raat to aaram se nikal gayi

dusari din main ne secretary se bat ki to usne kaha ki yaha to kohi apartment nahi milenga ,

office vale bhi kah rahe the dusari jaga jane ki vaha kya hai

aise me muze vahi rahna padenga ek saal

pata nahi ab kya honga

meri padosan ke sath main kya kya karunga ye scha tha

kitne rangin sapne deke the

aur ab to uske samne jate mera kachra ho jayenga

main ab sidiyo se hi apne apartmemt me jane laga

kyu ki ab mera dimag chal hi nahi raha tha

is bich mr gupta jo mere samne vale apartment me rahte hai unno muze dinner ke liye bhulaya

unke shadi ki salgira thi

wo har saal unke flour ke padosi ko bhulate hai

ab to bas main aur reshma hi the

to unno muze invite kiya , muze samaj me aaya ki vaha reshma bhi hongi to main jane vala nahi tha

bas unko haa bol diya

lekin sham tak main bhul hi gaya aur sida apaetment me aaya , pahale socha tha ki sham ko der se apartmemt me jaunga jis se mr gupta ke ghar jana nahi padenga

lekin pir se galti ho gayi ,jaise main apne room ka door kholne laga to mr gupta ne aawz di aur jaldi aane ko kaha

ab to buri tara se fas gaya

ab to jana hi honga

main fresh hoker mr gupta ke ghar gaya to vaha reshma nahi thi

reshma ko na dek kar main relax ho gaya

main ne mr mrs gupta ko wish kiya

pir dinner suru hua

jaise dinner lag gaya to reshma bhi aa gayi

bas isi ki kami thi

main chup chap vaise baita raha

reshma ne bhi unko wish kiya aur dinner table par aa gayi

jaise uski najar muzpar padi to usko guass aa gaya

par wo mr mrs gupta ke samne scene create nahi karna chahti thi

hamara dinner suru ho gaya

mr gupta- reshma beti tum isko janti ho

reshma- nahi , khon hai

mrs gupta- ye rumare pados me hi to rahta hai , Avi naam hai iska

Avi-namste

reshma ne gur kar deka jaise muze khacha kha jayengi

mr gupta- Avi tum ko yaha kohi janta hi nahi , tume kya logo se milna pasand nahi hai

Avi- aisi kohi bat nahi hai , wo kya haina main pahali bar apni family se dur rah raha hu ,

mrs gupta- to kya hua




Avi- to main ne yaha aane se pahale socha ki ek saal yaha rahunga pir vapas chala jaunga kyu ki main apni family ke bina nahi rah paata

mr gupta- tum vapas jane vale ho kyu ye jaga pasand nahi aayi

Avi- yaha to sab acha hai par main yaha tik nahi paunga , aur meri family shahar me to main yaha nahi rah sakta

mr gupta-kyu kya hua , kisi ne kuch kaha tume ,

mrs gupta- tum to kisi se bat bhi nahi karte , apne hi duniya me khoye rahte ho aise me kya hua

Avi- galatfaymi

reshma ne meri taraf deka

mr gupta- kaisi galatfaymi

Avi- lambhi kahani hai pir kisi din bataunga vaise aap ki shadi to lambhi chal rahi hai bahot pyar honga aap dono me

mr gupta- hamara pyar hi to hame sath rak paya hai

mrs gupta- bacho ne kaha ki unke pass aa jau par ham dono sath rahna chahte hai

Avi- shadi ke bad se hi aap sath ho

mr gupta- haa , ek din bhi main apni biwi se dur nahi raha

ye bat sunte reshma ko apne pati ki yaad aa gayi

wo shadi ke bad bhi akeli hai

Avi- main bhi jaldi shadi karne vala hu

mts gupta- ye to achi bat hai

mr gupta- to is liye vapas apne shahar jana chahte ho

Avi- haa ,

mrs gupta-ladki deki hai

Avi- haa ,meri girlfriend se shadi karne vala hu

mr gupta- kya naam hai uska

Avi- muze na do ladki pasand hai , bas meri maa jisko final karengi us se shadi hongi

mr gupta- 2 girlfriend hai

Avi- pahale to ek hi thi lekin mumbai me aate dusari ban gayi , ab confuse hu

mrs gupta- tum kis se pyar karte ho

Avi- mala se , 4 saal se us se pyar kar raha hu

mr gupta- aur dusari

Avi- abi 3 mahine mili hai , reshmo naam hai

apna naam sunte reshma ne khana khana rok diya

mrs gupta- reshma to shadi suda hai , haina reshma

Avi- inka naam.bhi reshma hai

mr gupta- matlab kohi aur reshma hai hame laga ki hamari reshma ki bat kar rahe ho

aur dono hasne lage

Avi-reahma naam bahot common hai jis se har jaga reshma naam sunne ko milta hau , jis se galatfaymi bahot ho jati hai , main to mere office ki reshmo ki bat kar raha hu , mere office me kaam karti hai , achi ladki hai , kuch mahino me hi mere karib aa gayi

mrs gupta- muzse pucho to tume mala se shadi karni chaiye

Avi- main bhi yahi soch raha hu ,

mr gupta- mala tik rahengi ,

Avi- ye to meri maa hi faisala karengi ,

mr guota- aajkal ke ladke to maa baap ki bat nahi sunte par tum vaise nahi ho , tumse milke acha laga

mrs gupta- ache ladke ho tum , muze to laga ki pata nahi khon yaha rahne aaya honga lekin tum ache ladke ko apne kaam se kaam rakte ho

Avi- muze bhi logo se milna acha lagta hai par yaha to har kohi ghar ke under hi rahte hai , door band karke jina jaante hai ,jis se kisi se bat hi nahi huyi hai ,

mr gupta-vaise secretary bol raha tha ki tum ye building chhodna chahate ho

Avi- haa , muze aisa lagta hai ki kisi ko mera yaha rahna pasand mahi hai , to main bat badhne se pahale yaha se jana chahata hu , bina vaja mere vajse kisi ko problem ho ye main nahi chahata

mr gupta- kohi pareshni ho to muze batav , main madat kar dunga

Avi- kabhi kabhi kuch bate aisi hoti hai ki jo dikta hai vaisa hota nahi ,

mrs gupta- tumari bate to samaj me nahi aa rahi

mr gupta- reshma beti tum kyu chup chap khana kha rahi ho

reshma- kuch nahi , office se sidha yaha aayi to thodi thaki huyi hai

mrs gupta- beti tu apna bhi khayal raka kar

reshma- muze kya hua hai main tik hu aunty

mr gupta- tumara husband kab aane vala hai

reshma- unko abi time hai , acha ab main chalti hu

mrs gupta- itni jaldi kya hai , kabhi to hamare sath bhi baite kar bate kiya karo

reshma- ji

aur reshma mrs gupta se bate karne lagi

aur main mr gupta se bat karne laga

chalo acha hua jo reshma ko indirectly bat bata di

ab kahi jake wo meri bat pe kuch sochengi

usko ye bhi pata chala ki main yaha se vapas jane vala hu

aur sirf uska naam hi reshma nahi dusaro ka bhi naam reshmo hota hai

[Saket Bhardwajh]

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