Update 10

meri aur reshmo ki bat meri padosan ne sun li thi

ab mera kohi chance ban hi nahi sakta uske sath

ab kis muh se uske samne jaunga

vaise bhi ab tak kuch bat hoti to sorry bol deta

lekin wo to muze jaanti bhi nahi aise me main kyu usko sorry bolu

aur wo confuse ho jayengi ki main kyu usko sorry bol raha hu

main kuch bhi bolu , usse mafi kyu maang raha hu is pe wo doubt kar sakti hai

aise me main ne apne meri padosan ke sapne dekne band kiye

vaise bhi ab to muze reshmo mil gayi thi

aag buzane ka intzam bhi ho gaya tha

pir jane do usko

uske jaisi hazaro mil jayengi

main ne meri padosan ke sapne dekne band kiye aur vapas apne office aur apni life ko enjoy karne laga

ab to muze achi neend aane lagi

iffice me jab bhi overtime hota to reshmo ki jam kar chudai karta

usko promotioon bhi kar diya

ab to wo jaha chahe vaha chudai karne ko tayyar hoti hai pichale hafte to usko ek dress bhi gift ki

mere aage buzane ka intzam ho gaya tha

badi hot chiz thi office vali reshmo bhi

par padosan mil jati to maza aa jata

dire dire main ne apni padosan ko bhula diya

kabi kabhi najar se najar milti par main vahse chup chap chala jata

wo bhi muze gur kar dekti

reahmo ki chudai ko ek mahina ho gaya

main vapas mumbai ki life ko enjoy karne laga

is bich sunday ko to pura din khali rahta

sunday ki kabhi kabhi movie dekne jata lekin is sunday ko main room par hi ruka

sham me main hamesha ki tara niche gardan me ghumne aa gaya

aaj chhuti hone se jaldi ghumne aa gaya

bache gardan me footbaal khel rahe the

football mera manpasand game tha

main unka game dek raha tha sath hi socity ki ladkiyo ko line bhi maar raha tha

is bich jo bache football khel rahe the unka football fut gaya

ball car ke nich aa jane se fut gaya

ache bache khel rahw the to unka khelna band ho gaya

bache naraz ho gaye

tabi main ne bacho se bat ki

Avi- dusara ball laker khelo

bache- bhaiya hamare pass ek hi ball tha wo hi fut gaya ab to khelna band kuch din.

Avi- aise kaise khelna band , chalo main lekar deta hu

bache- aap kyu denge

Avi- kyu ki main bhi khelunga ,

bache- aao khel sakte hai hamare sath ager aap ball kharid kar donge to

aur main ne bache ko paise diye to wo bhag kar pass ki shop se football lekar aa gaya

aur main bhi bacho ke sath football khelne laga

main bachpan se ye game khelte aa raha tha

achi practice thi meri jis se sab mere khel dek kar impression huye

bache to tarif karne lage ki unko bhi aise shikna hai

main bacho ke sath dosti kar li

ab jab bhi bhor ho jaunga to bachw ke sath football khel lunga

gardan me aayi ladkiya bhi mere game dekne lagi

bada maza aa raha tha

goal pe goal ho rahe the

bahot dino bad bacho ke sath khelne se maza aa raha tha

kafi der tak ham khelte rahe

par football aisa game hai ki bas khelte rahne ka dil karta hai

ham andera hone ke bad bhi stret light me khelte rahe

is bich main ne jordar kich mari

takat lagane se kick pe control nahi raha

aur ball road par chala gaya

Aur ball sidha jaker ek aaurte ki gand pe laga

wo aaurt to girte girte bach gayi

bache to is se dar gaye

main ball lane aur sorry bolne ja raha tha ki wo aaurt hamare taraf dekne lagi

bas yahi baaki rah gaya tha

ye meri padosan thi

pahale meri image kharab ho gayi aur ab to reshma sochengi ki main ne jaanbuz kar ball mara hai

reshma ball lekar khadu ho gayi

reshma- ball kisne mara

bache bahot kamine hote hai

sabne ek sath muze fasa diya

bache- bhaiya ne mara

reshma to muze gur kar dekne lagi

usko chot to lagi hongi

tabi itne guasse se bat kar rahi thi

reshma- tum itne bade hoker bacho ke sath khelnte ho , sharama nahi aati , ye bacho ka gardan hai , tume khelne ka itna hi shouk hai to bahar jaker bade maidan par khelo

reshma ke muh se pahli bar kuch suna tha

lekin suna kya , mere liye galiya nafrat gusss

main is pe kya kahta

bache- aunty please ball dijiye na , galti bhaiya ki hai

reshma- isne jaanbuz kar mara honga

bache- aunty ball

reshma ne muze gusse se deka

reshma- kohi ball nahi milengi , aur tum tumari sikayat secretary se karungi , tume to yaha se nikalva ke rahungi

aur reshma ball lekar chali gayi

thodi langdaker chal rahi thi

lagta hai bum par jordar lagi hai

lo ho gaya sab gadbad

ab to reshma aur guass ho gayi

ball bhi chali gayi aur bachi huyi ijajt bhi hawa ho gayi

bache- bhaiya naya ball le

Avi- tum khud lo

bache- bhaiya ball aapne hi to mara tha

Avi- ball main ne hi diya tha

bache- bhaiya wo aunty aise guass karti hai aap tension mat lo , wo complaint nahi karengi

Avi- muze maska laga rahe ho

bache- hame to khelne ke liye ball chaiye

Avi- ab kal dunga ball ,

bache- bhaiya kal sath me khelenge

aur bache to chale gaye

lekin muze fasa gaye

meri padosan ki gand lund se marna chahata tha lekin football se maar di

langdakar chal rahi thi

muze sorry bolna chaiye tha

sorry bol deta to uska guass khatam ho jata

jane do

complaint kare gi to karne do

muz thode yaha zindagi har rahna hai

main ne reshma ke bareme jada socha nahi

vaise bhi ab wo mere hant me nahi aayengi

main bhi try nahi karunga ab

bichari ki gand lal ho gayi hongi