Update 7
muze mumbai me aaye 1mahina ho gaya aur muze ab tak pata nahi tha ki mere pados me itni hot aur sexy padosan rahti hai
aaj to main apni padosan ko dekte pagal ho gaya
uski kubsurati ki jitni tarif ki jaye utni kam thi
wo shadi suda thi pir bhi kali se bhool banne ka intzar kar rahi ho ausa lag raha tha
uske gulabi hont , uske ankhion me laga hua kajal , uski adaye sab gayal kar gaye pahli najar me ,
pahali najar me main gayal ho gaya
yakin nahi ho tha ki kohi itni bhi khubsurat ho sakti hai
jannat ki apsara lag rahi thi
main to usi ke sapne dekne laga
meri padosan
muze khud pe guass aa raha tha ki main ne yaha jaan pahchan kyu nahi badai
pahale din aate apne pados se puchtach ki hoti to ab tak uska naam pata chal jata
us se bate bhi ho jati
main gadda hu jo ab tak kis se ghul mil nahi saka
main to ab kal se try karunga
dekta hu mere pados me khon khon rahti hai
aaj to muze mere padosan ka chehara hi dikai denga
aaj to muze neend nahi aayengi
main to apne apartement me idar se udar ghum raha tha
balcony me jaker padosan ki ek zalak pana chahta tha
meri balcony aur padosan ki balcony pass me thi
lekin balcony me lohe ki gril lagi huyi thi varna main jump maar kar padosan ke apartment me chala jata
kya karu kya na karu samaj nahi aa raha tha
2 bar muth maar chuka hu
pir bhi dil ko sukun nahi mil raha hai
meri padosan jab se rahne aayi hai tab se meri neend ud gayi hai
main ne laptop se padosan movie ka gana tak download kiya
aur repeat kar kar ke vahi song lagane laga
main apne apartement se bahar aaker padosan ke apartement ke pass bhi gaya lekin door pe knock wo bhi raat ke 12 baje karbe vala tha ki ruk gaya
main to pagal ho gaya tha
badi mushkil se main ne khud ke dil ko samjaya aur so gaya
raat me der se sone se main ne company se chhuti le li
aaj main apne building me hi rahne vala tha
aaj to apne padosan ke dirar ache se karunga
main subha ut kar bar bar door khol kar padosan ke apartment ki taraf dekta par wo bahar nahi aayi
uske ek didaar ke liye chhuti li
par wo thi ki parde se bahar nahi aa rahi thi
dopehar hote meri bechaini badh gayi
achanak muze door khokne ki aawaz aayi to main apne apartement se bahar aaya
lekin ye samne vale apartment ka door tha
vaha ek uncle anuty rahte hai
60+ age thi doni ki
watchman unse kuch bat kar raha tha
chalo watchman se apni padosan ke bareme puch leta hu
watchman jaise niche jane vala tha ki main ne usko rok liya
Avi- suna
watchman- ji saab
Avi- tum kya din raat job karte ho
watchman- meri to raat me duty hoti hai , aur main isi socity me rahta hu to logo ke chote mote kaam bhi karta hu us se thodi aamdani bhi ho jati hai
Avi- matlab extra kamai karte ho
watchman- extra kamai ke bina badi mushkil se pet bharta hai
Avi- mera bhi kaam kar do
watchman- ji boliye
Avi- kuch bear laker donge
watchman- jarur launga ,
Avi- ye lo paise kuch bear lana aur khane me nonveg lana
watchman- aap dopehar me piyenge
Avi- haa , wo aaj chhuti le li haina isi liye aaj man kar raha hai
watchman- abi lata hu
aur watchaman ne jaldi jaker mere liye bear layi
watchman ne badi fast kaam kar diya
Avi- tum to jaldi aa gaye
watchman- main to fast kaam karta hu
Avi- ye lo tumari baksi , aur ye ek bear tum rak lo
watchman- main kaise le sakta
Avi- rak lo , tum mere gaon vale jo ho
watchman khush ho gaya
aur main watchman ke sath bear pine kaga
Avi- tum yaha to khafi dino se kaam karte ho pir to tume yaha ke bareme sab pata honga
watchman- sab kuch pata hai
Avi- main to yaha naya hu , meri to yaha kisi se jaan pahchan nahi hai
watchman- main karva deta hu
Avi- to ye batav mere samne vale apartment me khin rahta hai
watchman- ek apartement to khali hai , aur dusare me mr mrs gupta rahte hai , dono budde hai , din bhar ghar me pade rahte hai , unke sare kaam main hu karta hu
Avi- aur mere baju vale apartment me khon rahta hai
watchman- rahta hai nahi ,rahti hai
Avi- khon rahti hai
watchman- gulab ka phool rahti hai , is socity ki sabse khubsurat aaurt rahti hai
Avi- acha par main ne to usko kabhi deka nahi
watchman- aap meri tara watchaman ban jav to roj dekonge
Avi- main ne to usko kabhi bahar nahi deka
watchman- wo to subha job par jati hai aur sham me vapas aati hai
Avi- aur
watchman- aur kya , bahot achi hai , par akeli hai wo
Avi- akeli matlab , wo yaha akeli rahti hai
watchman- haa , uska husband dubai me rahra hai , abi 2 saal pahale hi yaha rahne aayi hai , uska husband 6 mahine me ek bar aata hai
Avi- to wo akeli hai
watchman- haa , ager wo meri biwi hoti to usko ek second ke liye akela nahi chhodta , uska husband pagal hai
Avi- acha , to tum usko pana chahte ho
watchman- socity ka har aadmi usko pana chahta hai , main to har roj usko samaj kar apni biwi ki chudai karta hu
Avi- kya bat karte ho
watchman- wo tiki mirchi bhi hai , ek bar to usne secretary ko thappad mara tha jab usko secretary ne cheda tha tab se sab us se dur rahte hai
Avi- aur tum
watchman- main to aaj bhi uske sapne dekta hu , ek bar mil jaye to apni jaan kurban kar dy
Avi- itni tarf kar rahe ho to uska naam bhi bata do
watchman- reshma hai uska naam , resham ki tara hai reshma
Avi- reshma
watchman- aap bahot lucky hai jo reshma ke padios me rahte ho
Avi-tum itni tarif kar rahe ho to ek bar milna padenga
watchman- aap bhi dekonge to dekte rah jayoge
Avi- pir to milna hi padenga
watchman- aap mil lena ab main chalta hu
Avi- bear to khatam karo
watchman- bear apne sath lekar jata hu kyu ki secretary ne bhulaya hai , chhat par kuch kaam karne ka bol rahe the
Avi- tik hai
watchman- bear ke liye sukriya
aur watchman niche chala gaya
to meri padosan ka naam reshma hai
reshma ke reshmi baalo ke sath khelna hi padenga
thodi tiki hai
acha haina ki reshama ke pass bavre nahi honge
ab sirf main akela uski khusbhu ka maza lunga
sach kaha watchman ne ki reshma ka husband pagal hai jo reshma ko chhod kar dubai me rahta hai
reshma ko kohi khud se ek second ke liye dur na kare
bas ab reshma se mulakat ho jaye
reshma ko kaise apna dewaana bana lu uska plan banana honga
reshma reshma reshma
ab to uske bareme sab pata karta hu tabi kuch kar paunga
reshma kab apartment se bahar nikalti hai
kab office jati hai
kab vaoas aati hai sab pata karna honga
kal se hi kaam par lag jata hu