Fun Topic Adult Hindi Jokes

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An Indian Chief sent his
second in command down to the nearby paleface town to buy a pack of condoms.
His ADC goes into the drugstore and tells the chemist "How! Um big chief
need heap big Rubber!" The chemist gives him a pack of condoms and sends
him on his way. The next day, the Indian comes back and throws what's left of
the pack of condoms on the counter, complaining. "Um rubbers no good!
Chief do Ooh-Ahh and rubber goes boom!"



The chemist hands him another pack of condoms, assures him
that they would be more durable and sends him on his way! The next day, the
Indian comes back, throws the remnants of the pack of condoms on the counter,
and says "These no good! Um chief do Ooh-Aah, and they go boom!"



The chemist, who's patience was beginning to wear, pacifies
they Indian, retreats to the rear of his store and wraps an the barrel of a
double barrel rifle with a condom. He returns with the new high-durability
condom to the Indian and says "Here, take this! Your chief can never make
this go Boom!"



The next day, the Indian returns, looking very dejected!
"Um rubber too good!", he says. "Um chief do Ooh-Ahh and his
balls go BOOM!"

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A letter

To: All staff

From: Office Of Superintendent

Re: Teacher In Service Training Schedule (T.I.T.S.)



In accordance with recent changes in the State Education Law, our district is
now required to supply bigger and better T.I.T.S. for each employee.



We are therefore pleased to announce the implementation of the Special High
Intensity Training program (S.H.I.T.). It is our intention to give each member
of the staff as much S.H.I.T. as possible. Advancement, salary increases, and

job changes will be dependent on the amount of S.H.I.T. you have taken.



Employees who feel they have taken as much S.H.I.T. as they can may apply to
the School Council for Review of Educational Welfare (S.C.R.E.W.). All
employees are expected to be S.C.R.E.W.'d at least annually. If you have taken
S.H.I.T. and have been S.C.R.E.W.'d within the past academic year, you will be
eligible to receive a Self Help Award for Teachers (S.H.A.F.T.).



Any employee who has been given the S.H.A.F.T. will not be expected to take as
much S.H.I.T. the following year.



The only exception to this regulation are those teachers who have Bilingual
Activities in Language, Literature and Science (B.A.L.L.S.). Teachers with
enough B.A.L.L.S. may avoid being S.C.R.E.W.'d annually. Teachers in this

category are eligible for courses offered by the Boston University Local
Language program (B.U.L.L.). Approval for B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T. courses must be
obtained from the Superintendent's Office-Business (S.O.B.). Only the S.O.B.
can

determine how much S.H.I.T. an employee must take before being S.C.R.E.W.'d.



Those teachers who have taken enough S.H.I.T. courses, have S.C.R.E.W.'d, and
given the S.H.A.F.T. are eligible for the Regional Educational Division Award
for Superior Service (R.E.D.A.S.S.). Only teachers with R.E.D.A.S.S. will be

considered for administrative positions and entitled to give more S.H.I.T. than
they take.

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Hunting

Ek ladka or uska baap dono achchee dost they.

Ek din ladka padne ke liye bombay gaya baap ne kaha ki sara hisab beja karna.



ladke ke first month ka hisab

education 2000

hostel 3000

food 1500

fucking 4000





Baap ne kaha ki gadhey teri maan bhi padti hai to fucking mat likha ker likha
kar hunting ok



next month



education 2000

hostel 3000

food 1500

hunting 5000



baap ne kaha abe gadhey huting kam kiya kar aur choti ducks mara kar badi badi
nahin



next month



education 2000

hostel 3000

food 1500

hunting 2000



baap ne kaha aur choti maar



next month



education 2000

hostel 3000

food 1500

hunting 1000



baap ne kaha ki aur choti



education 2000

hostel 3000

food 1500

hunting 500



baap ne kaha aur choti to 3 months tak jawab nahin aaaya to baap ne kaha
maderchod jawab de hisaab de



education 2000

hostel 3000

food 1500

hunting 200

gun repairing 50000

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Where is the hole

A man had a strange problem that he felt a lot of cold all the time. On the day
of his marriage, at his 'suhagraat', the bride eagerly waiting for his entry so
that she could break the barriers of her virginity. The man entered, switched
off the lights, took a blanket, closely went near to her as the bride was
waiting for the ultimate countdown. He opened the blanket and slept in it.



The bride very confused about the situation next day went to her friend and
told her about what happened the last night. The friend suggested her that when
this time your husband enters and comes on the bed, you should sit there
wearing nothing on the top. The Husband's entry next day and still the same.



The bride again goes to her friend and tells her about the nightmare. She then
suggests her to be fully naked when her husband now enters.



The very same night, the husband enters and takes a blanket and goes off to
sleep. Enough of it, the bride again goes to her friend and repeats the story.
The friend wondering as to what kind husband is he, suggests her to give it a
last shot and tell her husband this time when he enters, that she has a HOLE.



The bride really happy thinking that this would do the trick sits on the bed
naked when her husband enters, takes a blanket and goes off to sleep. She gets
a bit close to him and whispers in his ears " I HAVE A HOLE IN HERE".
The husband puts the blanket away take his leg out and smashes the bride on the
hole and says "Main Yehi Dekhu Hawa Kahan Se Aa Rahi Hai."

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sneezing

Guji guy gets
married to this beautiful, voluptuous, village belle, the best of the lot in
the whole of the Gujarat.



Wedding night, big night, man is bloody impatient to get his
manhood into action. Finally the big moment. He strips...tears her clothes off
.... gets on top of her... after 10 minutes of wild action ....he hears his
wife sneeze, which suddenly puts him off gear. Disappointed, he gets off &
quietly goes off to sleep.



But next day, he pardons his wife for her untimely behaviour,
and again starts looking forward to the night. But again in the night after 10
mins, the wife starts sneezing. The husband is quite put off, and next day
confides with his doctor, and invites him to actually witness the sad debacle.



So in the night, doctor is hiding behind the window, husband
begins his act, and after 10 mins. Wife again starts sneezing. Husband
immediately gets off, and approaches the doctor, "See, what did I
tell." The doctor, takes his shoe and starts hammering the fellow.



The husband is quite perturbed, and asks the doctor the
meaning of all this. The doctor tells him, "Abey gaando (Arsehole - in
gujurati), she is not sneezing, she is saying ....... awuchu, awuchu ( I am
coming - in gujurati)".

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now some PJs.. read at your own risk

What is the opposite of 'Dominos' ?

Think...
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Tired?

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"Domi doesn't know"

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One more!


What is the opposite of 'Pizza Hut' ?

Tired again?

Pizza hatna mat"

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Ok, another one!



What is the opposite of 'Gopalakrishnan' ?

Keep thinking...

It's 'Come-Palakrishnan'

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Stop banging your head! Last one...

What is the opposite of "Subramanium Sawmi" ?

Gave up?

Subramanium didn't see me!

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Ok, ok, last one promise...


What is the opposite of Jogeshwari ?

Jogesh don't worry.