Vicky – memsaab aap aaye hue ho to ruk jaao, dekhen aaj aapke yahan honay se kitna farak padta hai Ayesha – achcha … chal theek hai Vicky share trading ki site kholta but login nahin karta Ayesha – kya hua Vicky Vicky – memsaab aaj good luck kiss toh mili nahin Ayesha – hmmmm (wo sochti hai daily to wo phone pe de deti hai but aaj kya kare) Vicky – Memsaab kya soch rahi ho Ayesha – Vicky wo …. Vicky wo Vicky – samajhta hoon memsaab…. Koi baat nahin Vicky apni companies track kar raha tha toh usko achha idea thaa ki kisme zyaada ur kismet kam munafa ya nuksaan hoga. Toh wo thode nuksaan mein ek shares bech deta hai, 100 share 5Rs per share ke nuksaan pe nikal jaate hain. Vicky – oh shit Ayesha – kya hua Vicky – nuksaan ho gaya aur kya, 500 ka Ayesha – hmmmmm Vicky screen pe wo share dikhaata hai Ayesha ko jo nuksaan mein jaa rahe hotay hain. Vicky – memsaab aaj aapne good luck kiss nahin di toh dekho din kharaab ja raha hai Ayesha soch mein pad jaati hai aur phir dheere se badh kar Vicke ke gaal pe …. “Muuaahhh good luck Vicky” Vicky usay dekh kar smile karta hai “ab dekhti jaao memsaab” Vicky – main aapke liye chaaye banata hoon Ayesha – nahin tum baitho main banaati hoon Vicky – arrey memsaab…. Ayesha uth ke kitchen mein jaati hai, Vicky abhi bhi towel aur baniyaan mein hai. Ayesha leggings aur ek sleeveless kurta mei kayamat lag rahi thee. Safed leggings aur lal kurti-top mein wo bahut delicious lag rahi thee. Vicky – memsaab aap is dress mein bahut sexy lag rahe ho Ayesha – thank you thank you Vicky – waise aaptoh agar burqa bhi pahen lo tabh bhi awesome lago…. Ayesha – bas kar bas kar Vicky – sach kahe raha hoon Ayesha – chup kar Vicky – ji Vicky apne laptop ko dekhta hai aur khush ho jaata hai Vicky – thank you memsaab, aapki good luck kiss toh kamaal thee Ayesha – kya hua…. Cup kahan hain Vicky – cup chhodo, idhar aao dikhaata hoon Ayesha – haan bol Vicky – dekho is share mein koi 3500 ka faayda hoga abhi, aur thodi der ruk ke bechunga toh 5000 tak jaana chahiye. Ayesha – wow … Ab koi bahut badi baat nahin thee, ek badi company ke timaahi ke result acche aaye thhey, wo sabke liye expected hee thaa, par ye baat Ayesha ko nahin pata thee, isliye usay laga jaisa uske good luck ka kamaal hai. Ayesha – ruk ke bechna Vicky – memsaab uske liye bhi kismet chahiye Ayesha smile karti hai aur ek chhoti si kiss uske gaalon pe kar deti hai… Vicky chaaye laata hai aur apne cup mein se ek sip lekar kaheta hai “memsaab cheeni nahin daali kya” Ayesha – daali toh thee Vicky – ye dekho…. Kahete hue Vicky ne apna cup Ayesha ko de diya. Ayesha ne sip liya, “theek toh hai” aur cup waapas Vicky ko diya. Vicky ne sip liya “hmmmm ab bahut meethi ho gayi” Ayesha samajh jaati hai aur smile karti hai “badmaash” Dekhte dekhte 2 ghante nikal gaye As she was about to leave, Vicky sells that share and bingo gets 5400 in earnings. He jumps in the air. She too claps and Vicky just hugs her. Due to height difference, his mouth is closer to her lower neck and hands rest just above her hips. Vicky – thanks memsaab Ayesha – welcome Vicky Vicky – aap roz aa sakti ho Ayesha – kyon Vicky – good luck ke liye Ayesha – roz…hmmmmm Ayesha - kabhi tum aa jaao kabhi main Vicky – ok memsaab Vicky – memsaab no kiraya from you now. Aap mere lucky charm ho Ayesha – ha ha thank you thank you Abhi tak Vicky ne usay pakda hua tha. Vicky – memsaab thoda jhuko toh sahi Ayesha – chhotu ….ha ha ha ye lo Vicky – mat jhuko, ab dekho Aur Vicky Ayesha ki gardan pe kiss kar deta hai, yeh thodi lambi si kiss thee koi 10 second ke lagbhag. Kiss karte waqt Vicky ke haath thode neeche sarak bhi gaye, poori tarah Ayesha ki gaand pe nahin, par us say thoda upar. Ayesha achambhit rahe jaati hai. Vicky – Agli baar se apne aap jhuk jaana, varna jahan tak range hai, wahin pe kiss kar doonga Vicky – Memsaab, thank you kiss thee ye. Aap mere liye bahut lucky ho. Ayesha – wo toh main hoon (wo muskuraate hue kaheti hai) Vicky – aur aap bahut sexy bhi ho (Vicky aankh maarke kaheta hai) Ayesha – wo bhi main hoon. Ayesha – ab main jaaun Vicky apne haath chhod deta hai aur wo nikalte hue kaheti hai “bye chhotu” Vicky – memsaab aap jaanti ho main chhotu nahin hoon (seedha seedha matlab ki mera lund chhota nahin hai ye aap jaanti ho) Ayesha – bye chhotu bye chhotu (hanste hue chali jaati hai)
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Jaise wo utarti hai building ki lift se, Mohd ka phone aata hai
Mohd – kahan ho Ayesha – Ghar pe Mohd – Toh landline kyon nahin utha rahi Ayesha – apni society ki market se bread lene aayi thee Mohd – mmmmm. Tum landline nahin uthaati toh mujhe chinta ho jaati hai. Ayesha – daro mat miya ji, biwi nahin bhaagi ja rahi Mohd – biwi ka toh pata hai, par uske peeche kitne hai kya karun Ayesha – phir na karte hot biwi se shaadi Mohd – ha ha ha Ayesha poori baat chhupaa jaati hai ki wo pichle 2 ghante se Vicky ke ghar pe thee. Ghar pahunch ke lunch wagarah mein lag jaati hai aur phir so bhi jaati hai. Takreeban 4 baje Vicky phone karta hai. Vicky – hello memsaab Ayesha – haan Vicky (ubaasi lete hue) Vicky – aap so rahe thhey Ayesha – haan yaar aankh lag gayi thee Vicky – meri toh lottery lag gayi aaj Ayesha – kya hua Vicky – kuchh mahine pahele ekdum dooba hua share khareeda thaa, aaj 4 guna profit de gaya. Aapki toh good luck kiss hee nahin balki thank you kiss bhi kamaal hai Ayesha – very good. I am happy for you. Ayesha – Vicky tumhe ab ghar pe aana padega subah subah apna good luck lene Vicky – kyon memsaab Ayesha – wo aaj jab main wapas aa rahi thee tab Mohd ka phone aaya tha, wo land line pe try kar rahe thhey Vicky – bahut bharosa hai apni biwi pe Ayesha – smiles Vicky – kahe deti Vicky ke paas thee Ayesha – marwaaaoge Vicky – achha main abhi aa raha hoon Ayesha – aa jaao Ayesha ne ghar pe ek afghanisalwar aur sleeveless kameezpahena hua thaa jisme takreeban 3 inch ki mummo ki ghaati dikh rahi thee. Vicky hee toh aa raha hai soch wo kuch upar nahin leti. Thodi der mein Vicky aa jaata hai. Agle 5 minute mein wo batata hai ki kaise usay faayda hua. Vicky – memsaab ek thank you kiss banti hai Ayesha – ye kisses kuchh zyada nahin ho rahi Vicky – mat do memsaab, honay do mera nuksaan Ayesha ko baat chubh jaati hai, kahin na kahin market mein us gunde se bachaane ke liye wo Vicky ki tahe dil se shukrguzaar thee. Dimaag ke kisi konay mein, Vicky ka naam rakhwaala shabd se jud gaya thaa. Ayesha – tera nuksaan nahin hona chahiye – khush Vicky – aaj good luck ke saath penalty bhi hogi Ayesha – achha baba tu khush rahe Vicky – khadi ho jaao Ayesha khadi ho jaati hai aur jaise hai. Hamesha ki tarah aadat anusar Ayesha ne ghar pe bhi kareeb chaar inch unchi pencil ke kaale sandal pahan rakhe the. Vicky uski gardan pe apne honth chipkaata hai, paas mein padi landline ki ghanti baj jaati hai. Phone pe caller Id lagi dekh wo samajh jaati hai ki wo Mohd ka phone hai. Ayesha – Vicky phone hai Vicky – uthaa lo, mera good luck mat kharab karo Ayesha “good luck mat kharaab karo” pe hans padti hai aur phone uthaa leti hai. Ab hua aise ki phone ki taar aur Ayesha ke jism ke beech mein Vicky hai aur uska moonh Ayesha ki gardan pe hai aur uske haath uske hips se thoda sa upar. Mohd – hello kaisee ho Ayesha – theek hoon Mohd – yaar main thoda late ho jaaunga Ayesha – kitna late Abhi tak Vicky kiss kar raha thaa aur ab uski jeebh bhi baahar aa gayi thee aur wo Ayesha ki gardan ko chaat raha thaa. Laal surk kameez mein gori chitti Ayesha nikhar ke aa rahi thee, tight kameez mein uski uroz baahar aane ko aatur thhey. Kaun aisa mauka chhodta. Vicky ne kaunsa usko apni bahen maana tha. Ayesha ki saanse bhaari honay lagin Mohd – baj jaayenge 10 Ayesha – 10 …… hmmmmmm Itne mein Vicky ka haath aayesha ke hips pe chala jaaata hai, wo ekdum saans rok leti hai, thoda gap banaane ke liye wo peechhe hoti hai but peeche ki deewar pe chipak jaati hai, Vicky bhi uske saath peeche ho jaata hai, is movement mein uska haath kisi showpiece pe lagta hai aur wo neeche girta hai. Toot ta nahin hai but aawaaz hoti hai. Mohd – kya hua Ayesha – hmmm kuch nahin mmmm haath lag gaya tha metal ka piece gir gaya. Abhi tak Vicky gardan ki left side pe chipka hota hai but mauke pe chauka maarte hue right side bhi ho jaata hai. Ayesha ki bhari bhari jhaangho ko koi cheez kiss karti hai. Ye apne Vicky ka lund tha jo ekdum mustaid tha. Ayesha – hmmmm Mohd – kya hua Ayesha –kuchh bhi toh nahin Mohd – ye saanse kyon bhaari ho rahi hain Ayesha – arrey aapke phone se just pahele kuchh kha pee rahi thee, achanak phone aa gaya toh dhang se settle nahin ho payi. Vicky ek second ke liye upar dekhta hai aur Ayesha neeche dono ki aankhe milti hain, wo usay hatne ka ishaara karti hai. Vicky mauke ko samajhte hue hat jaata hai. Mohd – koi ghar par aaya hua hai kya Ayesha – kaun aayega Mohd – wo wo Vi…. Haan kaun aayega
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Idhar Mohd ka dimaag ghoom raha hai ki kya wo Vicky se bachne ki koshish kar rahi thee yaa saath de rahi thee ki metal ka showpiece gir gaya. Kya chal raha hoga, kya wo usko daba raha thaa jab wo phone pe thee.
Ayesha – kya ho gaya Mohd – Sorry sorry kuchh nahin Ayesha – ok bye Call khatm. Ayesha – Vicky kya kar rahe thhey, ye toh dekh lete ki phone hai Vicky sar jhuka ke baitha raheta hai Ayesha – waise Vicky kitne paise bane aaj Vicky – memsaab takreeban 8000 Ayesha – 8000 !!!! Ayesha – Bahut dum hai meri good luck kiss mein Vicky smile karta hai - Memsaab kal shares nahin khelunga Ayesha – kya hua Vicky – kal shraadh hai papa mummy aur sister ka Ayesha – Oh Vicky – Bas samajh lo aap ki isee kaam ke liye zinda hoon (aur Vicky ki aankhe nam ho jaati hain) Ayesha – Vicky rotay nahin hain, main hoon na (kahete hue wo uske saath baith jaati hai aur side se hug karti hai) Vicky apna sir uske kandhe pe rakh deta hai aur thodi der chup raheta hai. Ayesha – Vicky Vicky kuchh toh bol…. Vicky – memsaab sach kahun, aap ab bahut important hotay jaa rahe ho mere liye Ayesha – thanks Vicky Vicky – memsaab 4 din ke baad Navratri shuru hain, dandiya yaad hai na Ayesha – haan ji, bahut aag lagi hai mujhe us lehenge choli mein dekhne ki, kameene main sab samajhti hoon Vicky – ab kya Karen, mard hoon Ayesha – chhotu mard Vicky – haan kad mein chhotu sahi par us Mohammad ki tarah fattu toh nahin hoon Vicky – saala naa mard Ayesha – Vicky aisa nahin boltay Vicky – arrey memsaab kya nahin bolte, saala ladkar haar jaata toh bhi izzat karta uski.. fattu Ayesha – wo fattu sahi… tu toh hai na mera mard… matlab mere liye… Vicky – haan haan main hoon na Vicky – kabhi us gadhe ko chhodne ka man kare toh yaad rakhna main tayaar hoon aapko apna banaane ke liye Ayesha – haan badmaash zaroor…. Agli subah Vicky uthta hai, khud Brahmin bhoj banata hai, akele bada honay ki wajah se usaay khud khana banana aata tha. Wo ek achha cook bhi tha. Mandir jaakar ek pandit panditayan ko bulaata hai aur unko poori shradhha se bhojan karwata hai aur daan dakshina dekar vida karta hai. Uska man aaj bhaari thaa, ro raha thaa baar baar. Koi nahin thaa uske saath. Wo 2-3 baar balcony mein gaya thaa waise hee, 1-2 baar Ayesha ne dekha ki wo kitna udaas tha. Wo samajh sakti thee par kuchh kar nahin sakti thee. Takreeban 2.30pm pe Ayesha ne Vicky ko call kiya. Vicky – hello memsaab Ayesha – kaise ho Vicky Vicky – ji theek hoon Ayesha – Samajh sakti hoon ki udaas hogey Vicky – ji Ayesha – Achcha jo shraadh mein karna hota hai, wo sab theek ho gaya Vicky – ji Ayesha – dekho mujhse zyada toh pata nahin hai Vicky – aapne pooch liya wohi bahut badi baat hai Vicky – waise Brahmin bhoj maine khud banaya tha Ayesha - waah, toh tumhe cooking bhi aati hai Vicky – memsaab akela bada hua hoon, ye toh seekhna hee tha Ayesha – khaana swaad banaate ho Vicky – kheer banaayi hai, laata hoon, khud check kar lena Ayesha – hmmmmm Thodi der mein Vicky Ayesha ke saamne baitha tha. Ayesha ne ek tight si salwar kameez paheni thee jiska gala deep aur chauda thaa aur peeche se bhi peeth bhi gaheri thee. Ayesha ko aise suit pasand thhey. Ayesha – laa Vicky kheer de mujhe Vicky – main khilaunga Ayesha – main khalungi Vicky – kaha na main khilaunga Ayesha – achha baba Vicky chamach le aata hai aur bade pyaar se Ayesha ko khilaane lagta hai Ayesha – mmmmm bahut swaad hai Vicky – dekh lo shaadi kar lo mujhse, fattu ki jagah mard milega aur cook bhi Ayesha – ha ha ha zaroor Vicky ke saamne Ayesha ke ubhaar hotay hain, wo dekh raha hota hai aur Ayesha pakad leti hai. Ayesha – Vicky… Vicky – dekhne do na, mard hoon, fattu nahin Ayesha chup ho jaati hai and sir side mein karke halki si smile karti hai. Vicky – dekh loon memsaab Ayesha – mard poochte hain kya…… nahin nahin Vicky muskukaraata hai Vicky – memsaab aapko uppar waaley ne tassalli se overtime mein banaya hoga. Ayesha smiles.
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Khaate khaate thodi si kheer Ayesha ke honth ke side pe bahar lag jaati hai. Wo haath se saaf karne lagti hai, but Vicky ishaare se rok deta hai. Usay lagta hai ki towel se saaf karega, Vicky apni ungli aagey le jaata hai aur us kheer ko saaf kar apni ungli chaat jaata hai.
Vicky – mmmmmm kheer ka swaad badh gaya Ayesha – chup badmash Vicky kheer khilaate khilaate jaan ke thodi si Ayesha ke mummo ki uppari taraf gira deta hai aur Ayesha ke react karne se pahele hee apna haath wahan le jaata hai aur dheere se saaf karta hai. Ayesha – aaah mmmmmm Aur achanak wo hosh mein aati hai, “Vicky bas bahut kheer khaa li, bahut swaad thee” Vicky – welcome Vicky – memsaab, ek permission chahiye thee Ayesha – mard aur permission Vicky – ji iske liye chahiye Ayesha – bolo Vicky – meri balcony se aapka kamra dikhta hai Ayesha – haan toh Vicky – kya main aapko aapke kamre mein dekh sakta hoon Basically Vicky usay kahe raha tha ki tumhe taad sakta hoon. Ayesha ko samajh nahin aata ki kya bolay aur phir kaheti hai “tumhari aankhen hain” Ayesha – Vicky main tum pe bahut bharosa karti hoon Vicky – Memsaab kabhi nahin todunga – haan thoda bahut taad loonga kabhi kabhi Ayesha – pakka na Vicky – ekdum pakka but haan main thoda shaitaan hoon Ayesha – wo toh tum ho hee Vicky – achha memsaab main chalta hoon Ayesha – ok Vicky Vicky – kal ke liye good luck kiss? Ayesha – tu nahin bhoolta Ayesha baithee hoti hai aur Vicky jaakar jhuk ke waha pe kiss karta hai jahan kheer giri thee. Mummo ke shuru honay wali jagah Ayesha – aah Vicky ….mmmmmm Ayesha – ho gaya good luck Vicky – abhi bacha hai thoda Vicky uske kharboozon ko halka sa chaat leta hai. Ayesha – mmmmm…. Bas Vicky Vicky – hmmmmm Vicky chala jaata hai aur soch ke khush hota hai ki Ayesha ab uske kareeb aati ja rahi hai. Idhar Vicky lift se nikalta hai aur udhar Mohd aata hai aur Vicky ko apni building ki lift se nikalta dekh leta hai. Aaj wo achaanak jaldi aa gaya tha aur ab Vicky yahan pe. Mohd ke dimaag ke ghode chal padte hain aur wo phir Vicky aur Ayesha ka love scene imagine karne lag jaata hai aur khundak mein ghar pahunch jaata hai aur bina baat ke Ayesha pe gussa nikaalta hai. Dono mein Vicky ko lekar khoob kahasuni hoti hai. Mohd usko khoob galat bolta hai. Phir subah uth ke usay lagta hai ki wo bahut zyada bol gaya, isliye Ayesha ko sorry bol bol kar manaane ki koshish karta hai. Upar se toh Ayesha maan jaati hai par andar se ek chot thee, ki uska pati fattu hee nahin shakki bhi hai. Jaise hee Mohd dikhta hai apni car mein jaata hua uske kuchh minute baad Vicky Ayesha ko call karta hai. Vicky – morning memsaab Ayesha – morning Vicky Vicky – kaisee hain aap Ayesha – main theek hoon Vicky – theek nahin… aap had se zyada sundar ho Ayesha smiles. Ayesha – ek tu hee hai jo mujhe chane ke jhaad pe chadaata raheta hai Vicky – aur kahan chadhaun Ayesha – ha ha ha Vicky –Good luck lene aaun? Ayesha – aa ja aa ja, ye bhi chale gaye hain office. Ayesha ne ye baat bahut sahaj bhaav mein boli thee, lekin theek usee samay Mohd bell bajaane waala tha. Offie ki koi chaabi bhool gaya thaa aur “aa ja aa ja ye bhi chale gaye hain office” sunke uski jhaante sulag gayi. Ab Mohd ko samajh nahin aa raha tha ki wo kya kare. Kismat se uske saath waale makaan mein koi nahin thaa, kuch din ke liye gaye hue thhey. Mohd chup chaap ek seedi upar chad jaata hai aur wait karta hai. Aaj toh marne maarne waali baat thee.
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Kuchh hee der mein usko lift ki light jalti hui dikhti hai aur darwaza khulta hai aur apna Vicky full masti mein darwaaza knock karta hai
Ayesha – aaja aaja Vicky Vicky – memsaaab hot lag rahi ho Ayesha – tu andar aa Ye sunke Mohd jal bhun jaata hai. Wo chup chaap darwaaze ke paas chala jaata hai aur keyhole se dekhne lagta hai. Ayesha ne ek short kurti paheni thee aur leggings. Keyhole se mohd dekh nahin paata jahan par dono khade hain but sun pata hai Ayesha – jaldi kar Vicky Vicky – aap jaante ho mujhe time lagta hai Ayesha – haan kal bhi tune bahut time lagaya thaa Vicky – ab main bhi toh mard hoon Yeh sunke baahar Mohd ke lund mein kasaav badh raha tha. Par market wali baat yaad kar ke uski fati bhi hui thee. Agar Vicky gunde Ali se nahin dara toh us se kya darega. Kaise usne Ali ko majboor kar diya tha ek baari mein. Ayesha – Bilkul ho Vicky – Mujhe aapke saath bahut mazaa aata hai Mohd sochte hue – saale itni patakha maal hai, mazaa toh aayega hee. But agli line sunke wo sulag jaata hai Ayesha – mujhe bhi. Tu bahut achha hai. Ayesha – aaj kaise Karen, khade khade ya phir….. Ayesha – ouch…. Aaram se Mohd ka lund full tight aur gand fat chuki hoti hai. Andar asal mein Vicky ne Ayesha ko kheencha tha ki wo khadi na rahe. Uske kheenchne se high heels mei uska balance bigad jaata hai aur wo sofay pe girti hai, koi chot nahin aur Vicky ko tang karne ke liye moonh dusri ore kar leti hai. Vicky ko mauka dikhta hai aur wo uske uthne se pahele hee uske upar chad jaata hai aur Good Luck kiss ke naam pe peeche se uski gardan pe kiss kar raha hota hai. Leggings mein uski gaand aur bhari bhari jaanghe ubhar ke dikhti hai. Ab is pose mein Vicky uske upar Chadha hua thaa aur uska asaadhaaran size ka lund jaagne lag gaya tha. Ayesha – aaj achhe se karna Vicky (Ayesha ne baat apni taraf se share trading ke liye boli thee but bahar sunke Mohd paagal ho gaya) Vicky – mmmmmmmm Ayesha ko bhi ab uski gaand pe Vicky ke lund ke tight honay ka aabhaas ho raha tha. Pehele toh wo chaunkti hai phir sochti hai ki jawan hai aur ye toh expected he tha. Jaise jaise Vicky kiss ya kahen uski gardan chaat raha tha waise hee uska lund aur tight ho raha tha aur apni Ayesha ek baar toh sochti hai ki kaisa hoga. Phir achanak uth padti hai. Vicky – kya hua Ayesha – ab bas Vicky dekhta hai ki uski saanse bhari ho gayin theen aur vishal vaksh upar neeche ho raha tha. Vicky – aisa kaise. Aap chahati ho ki main aaj kam karun (Vicky ka reference bhi share profit pe tha) Ayesha – nahin nahin Vicky – phir idhar aao na Ayesha – chal aise khade khade Vicky usay darwaaze ke saath ki diwar pe chipka deta hai aur gardan pe chaatna shuru. Ayesha – mmmmm Baahar mohd ki pichkaari chhooot jaati hai. Idhar Vicky bhi hat jaata hai Vicky – ok memsaab, phir thank you karne aaunga Ayesha – ha ha zaroor. Vicky – love you memsaab Ayesha – love you Vicky. Yeh ek dostana love you tha jo Mohd ke tatte fry karne ke liye bahut thaa. Ye samajhte hue ki wo baahar nikelega Mohd uppar ki seedi pe waapas jaata hai aur phone karta hai. Ayesha – haanji Mohd – chaabi rahe gayin, aa raha hoon lene Ayesha – ok Vicky ghar chala jaata hai aur shares mein achhe paise kamata hai. Idhar Ayesha koi ghar ka kaam kar rahi hoti hai aur bahut chhoti si pink color ki baby doll nightieaur unchee heel waale kaale sandals mein hoti hai. Vicky waise hee apni doorbeen se dekhta hai aur kyonki Ayesha ke kamre ki light jal rahi thee toh usay saaf dikhaayi deta hai. Vicky usay phone karta hai Ayesha – haan Vicky Vicky – thanks memsaab aapki help ke liye Ayesha – welcome. Paise achhe bane Ayesha – mera hissa Vicky – hissa kya memsaab main aapka hua Ayesha –ha ha Vicky – memsaab aap is shorts T-shirt mein hot lag rahi ho Ayesha – hain?? Tujhe kaise pata Vicky – aapse permission maangi thee dekhne ki, toh dekh raha hoon. Ayesha – dekh raha hai ki main kaam kar rahi hoon, ye nahin hua ki aa jaaun (Ayesha ko lag raha tha ki wo ek baar balcony mein gayi thee toh isne dekh liya hoga, toh usay tang karne ke liye aisa bolti hai)
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Udhar office mein Mohd ka dimaag kharaab ho rakkha tha, ek toh usne apni biwi ki bewafai suni thee aur upar se uska lund bhi khada ho gaya tha. Wo bachpan se hee fattu tha. Wo Vicky ko raaste se hataana chahata tha par kaise, wo nahin samajh aa raha tha. Phir usay yaad aata hai ki wo agar Ali (gunda) ko bolay toh kaam ban sakta hai. Par fat jaati hai soch ke ki police case ho jaayega.
Idhar apna Vicky ghar pahunch jaata hai Ayesha ke Ding dong Ayesha – aayi Vicky – aaja Ayesha darwaaza kholti hai Vicky seeti bajaata hai Vicky – memsaab maal lag rahi ho Ayesha sharmaa jaati hai…. Ayesha – main change karke aati hoon Vicky uski baazoo pakad leta hai Vicky – nahin memsaab, matlab aap mujhe paraya maante ho Ayesha – nahin nahin Vicky Vicky – phir Ayesha – hmmmm ok Baby-doll nightieneeche toh bas choot se 4 inch baad khatm ho rahi theen aur oopar ka kya kahen, wo aur kuchh nahin bra jaisi samajh lo. Sleeveless, kandhe par patli si 2 strips, deep gala aur naabhi se 3-4 inch upar khatm. Vicky Ayesha ki baazoo nahin chhodta aur usko peeche se pakad hota hai Vicky – memsaab mujhse door mat jaana kabhi Ayesha – haan Vicky, aisa kyon soch raha hai Vicky – aap mera lucky charm ho Itne mein landline pe phir call aata hai. Ayesha – inka hoga Vicky – mobile pe kyon nahin karta, shak karta hai kya? Ayesha – kya pata , jaane de Vicky – karne do intezaar Vicky uski gori chikni peeth pe ek geela chumban deta hai Ayesha – aahhh Ayesha – Vicky mat kar Vicky – kya na karun, toh aap nahin chahati ki mujhe good luck do ya main aapko thanks karun Ayesha – wo baat nahin hai…..mmmm Vicky – phir karne do Vicky phir ussay geele geele chumban deta hai uski peeth par. Vicky – kaash tum meri biwi hotin memsaab Ayesha – mmmmmm Ayesha ko jaise jhatka lagta hai aur wo landline phone ki taraf bhaagti hai. Idhar Mohd ki haalat kharaab thee sochke ki Vicky kya kar raha hoga uske saath. Phone kyon nahin uthaa rahi wo randi soch raha hota hai Mohd. Ayesha – hello Mohd – kahan theen, phone mein itni der Ayesha – yahin theen yaar, bathroom mein Mohd – toh haanf kyon rahi ho Ayesha – tez tez aayi hoon Itne mein Vicky aata hai aur peechhe se phir ek khoob geela chumban uski peeth pe deta hai aur uski kamar jakad leta hai. Ayesha ouch bolti hai. Mohd – kya hua Mohd ko laga koi hai wahan par. Ayesha – arrey cockroach thaa pair ke paas Ayesha mud ke dekhti hai Vicky ko ki kyon kiss kar raha hai aur pakda kyon hai. Vicky dheere se bolta hai “main mard hoon, mard poochte nahin hain, aapne kaha thaa” Ayesha apne dialogue mein phans jaati hai. Idhar Ayesha ki saanse bhaari ho rahi theen aur udhar Mohd ka lund tanaav pakad raha thaa aur gussa bhi aa raha tha. Idhar Vicky Ayesha ko thoda neeche ki ore push karta hai aur kaheta hai “I love you memsaab” aur Udhar Mohd ko khusar phusar sunaayi deti hai par samajh nahin aata Mohd – koi hai wahan, khusar phusar kya thee Ayesha – line mein problem hai is BSNL ki, kaha tha ki private waali lagwa lo. Vicky ka haath Ayesha ki kamar mein jaata hai aur wo side mein khada ho jaata hai aur dheere dheere uski malayidaar kamar ko malta hai. Ayesha usay aankh dikhaati hai aur wo hans padta hai aur halke haath se bye ka ishaara karta hua uski gaand pe halki chapat dekar nikal jaata hai. Darwaaza band karne se pahele ek baar mudta hai aur Ayesha ko dekh muskurata hai, bechari bhi muskurati hai, aur darwaaza band ho jaata hai. Mohd – ye kaisee awaaz thee Ayesha – kuchh nahin ji, hawa se balcony ka darwaza band hua hai.
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Mohd phir soch mein pad jaata hai ki uski super sexy biwi kiske saath khel rahi hai. Rahe rahe ke uske dimaag mein Vicky aata hai par Vicky aur Ayesha ki height ka farak hee usay hansne pe majboor kar deta hai.
Vicky ghar pahunch ke apna hisaab kitaab karta hai aur phir Ayesha ko call karta hai. Ayesha – hello Vicky – hello memsaab Ayesha – kaise yaad kiya Vicky – thank you kiss mein aapne jo support kiya uske liye Ayesha – maine kahan …wo toh … tum Vicky – memsaab aap muslims mein bhaijaan, ammi jaan wagarah isliye bolte hain na ki jo bahut pyaara ho, jaan se bhi zyada Ayesha – haan Vicky – toh aaj aap mere liye AJ ho gayi Ayesha – AJ? Vicky – Ayesha Jaan Ayesha – ha ha ha Ayesha – AJ… kahin Arun Jaitley mat bana dena Vicky – ha ha Vicky – AJ Ayesha – hmmmm Vicky – jaisee ho waisee rahena… love you Ayesha – hmmmm Vicky – AJ ek baar bol do Ayesha – kyaa Vicky – ki main tumhara mard hoon Ayesha – kyaa? Vicky – shaadi wala nahin …rakhwala types Ayesha – hmmmm tum mere mard ho Vicky – muuuuahhhhh Ayesha – bye Vicky – Jaan kya pahena hai Ayesha – kyon bataun Vicky – apne mard se mat chhupao Ayesha – salwar kameez hai, churidaar Vicky – AJ ek baar balcony mein aao na, mere saamne wali Ayesha – kyon ji Vicky – dekhna hai jaan Ayesha – oye jaan waan kya Vicky – AJ means Ayesha Jaan Ayesha – badmaash Vicky – aa jaao naa, samajh lo meri good luck wish hai Wo maan jaati hai aur balcony mein aati hai, idhar Vicky apni doorbeen lekar balcony mein aata hai. Vicky – AJ chunni hataao Ayesha – Vicky doorbeen kyon Vicky – memsaab dekhunga kaise, aadmi hoon cheel nahin Ayesha – ha ha Vicky – ha ha … hatao chunni memsaab Ayesha – nahin Vicky Vicky – mere liye please…waise is suit mein kaatil lag rahi ho, darzi ne bahut pyaar se sila hai Ayesha - hmmmm Vicky – zara ghoomna, poori fitting dekhun Jaise wo ghoomi Vicky ka kasa hua lund aur tight ho gaya. High heels ki wjah se kya shape aa rahi thee uski gaand ki. Vicky – AJ, too good… aapke jism ke kasaav ne is churidaar ko nikhaar diya hai Ayesha – kya Vicky – AJ aapko pata hai ki aapka jism kisi ko bhi paagal kar de. Is churidar ki kya aukat aapke saamne Ayesha – tu baatein bahut achhi banata hai Vicky – main pitayi bhi achhi karta hoon Ayesha – hmmmmm Vicky – gaadi achhi chalata hoon Ayesha – hmmmmm Vicky – share trading achhi karta hoon? Ayesha – hmmmmm….. Vicky – aur thank you kiss? Ayesha – hmmmmm………badmash Vicky – AJ ek baar chunni pls pls Ayesha – sirf 10 second ke liye Vicky – done Ayesha utaarti hai aur lagta hai ki Vicky kaid mein do nariyal ya papeete ya kharbooze dekh raha hai. Net ki bra mein safed kameez mein qaid wo kudrat ki kayanat kayamat dhaa rahae thhey Vicky – lovely aaah….jaan…achha net wala bra pahena hai Ayesha – kyaaaaa? (aur chunni se dhak leti hai) Vicky – galat hai net wala nahin bra doosra hai? Ayesha – net hai…. Nahin matlab tumhe kaise Vicky – haath mein bahut achhi doorbeen hai….. sab dikhta hai Ayesha – haaye allah… Wo andar chali jaati hai.
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