04-02-2018, 11:40 AM
Update 49
Agle din jab Drish college pahuncha, aur jaise he Rachna ki class attend karne ja raha tha, Ashk uska hath pakrti class ke dusre ore le aayi. Wahan 6/7 ladkey ladkiyon ka jamawra tha... Ashk "shiiiiiiiiiii" karti hui Drish se kahne lagi ...... "Aaj uss madam ko sabak sikhana hai... Isliye tum class ke bahar he raho"
Drish.... Par mujhe class ke bahar kar ke kya fayda... Badla madam se lena hai ya mujh se...
"Kaun hai ye" .... "Humare sath kya kar raha hai" ...... "Isse kisne bulaya yahan".... Naye ko group me dekh kar baki ke sare log Ashk aur Saurav se puchhne lage....
Aksk.... Arre jahilon chup bhi karo, jaan-pahchan karwa dungi Drish se tum sab ka. Lekin abhi uss madam par to dhyan do....
Joya..... Intzaam to uss madam ka pura ho gaya hai, chinta kyon karti hai, par ye handsome kaun hai, jarra mujhe bhi to milwa....
Ashk.... Dur hat, dur hat iss se. Bhaga degi kya apni harkaton se.... Chalo team shuru karte hain madam se badla.....
Saurav.... Ansh, chuhon ko chhor do..... Aaj uss madam se kabaddi khilwayenge....
Pure class me chij aur butter chhipa diye gaye the... Madam jahan par ghum-ghum ke padhati thi, uss jagah ka khas khyal rakha gaya tha.... Gate par ek farsh ke rang ka wire band diya gaya tha... Aur farsh par puri kalikh bikher di gayi thi.....
Chuhe jaise he chhore gaye, sabse pahle madam uchhal kar bahar bhagi... Aur wire me paun phasne se ... Dharam... Farsh par giri.... Kapre se lekar badan ke hisse me kalikh put gayi madam ki...
Sab se funny tha... Unka chehra jo aadha kala aur aadha safed dikh raha tha..... Aur ye sari ander ke funny moment ka video bhi record ho raha tha... Kaam hote he Ashk ki puri team nikal gayi....
Ashk... Chalo bhi, yahan ruk kar kya kar rahe ho...
Drish... Par hum to class attend karne aaye hai na...
Ashk.... Buddhu, aaj nahi kal se aatend karenge class... Aaj dil ko sukoon mila hai... Party karenge...
Drish.... Tum jao apne doston ke sath main college me he rahunga...
Ashk wahan se thodi dur hat gayi, aur phone par kisi ke baat karne lagi, phone jab kati to badi he akad ke sath hasti hui Drish ko dekhne lagi. Drish uske in isharon ka matlab samjhta uss se pahle he Payal ka phone aa gaya...
Drish.... Haan di..
Payal.... Lado ke sath jao, usse kuch kaam hai, uska kaam kar dena, aur laut'te waqt ghar le aana... Mujhe uss se milna hai...
Drish... "Lekin didi sunoooo"..... Phone cut
Drish ghurte huye dekhne laga Ashk ko aur Ashk apne kaan pakar kar usse hasti hui kahne lagi.... "Soooo sorry"
Drish muskurate huye bas yahi khud se kaha ..... "Ye ladki bhi na pure pagal hai". Dono chal diye aaj ghumne. Kal Rachna se badla lene ke karan dono nahi ghum paye... Lekin kal ka mauka aaj bhuna rahe the dono....
Drish ka ajib sa aakarshan tha Ashk ko lekar. Yadi Kisi aur ne Payal se kah kar Drish se apna kaam karwaya hota, to Drish us ka kaam karne ke baad phir dobara kabhi usse dekhta nahi.
Wahin Payal ko bhi kahin na kahin lagaw tha Ashk se. Kyonki yadi koi aur Drish se kaam karwane ki sifarish Payal se karta to Payal saaf mana kar deti. Uska bas yahi kahna tha... "Chhotu se kaam hai to ussi se kaho, kuch bhi ho jaye, main uss se nahi kahne wali".
Lekin Ashk ke case me dono bhai-bahan ka najriya saaf ulta tha.... Ya yun kahe to Payal sayad Drish ke dil ki awaz mehsus kar sakti thi.
Dono car se nikle, sabse pahle pahunche multiplex. 2005 ki relese movie Salaam namste dekhne. Pahle he gana jo beach par chalta hai, aur jisme Saif kapdey utar kar nachne chala jata hai... Uss scene par Ashk ke muh se...
"Woooo hoooo" ki hooting nikalta hai.. "Wow kya body hai" kahti hui Saif ke liye taliyan bhi bajati hai... Wahin bechara Drish, Ashk ke sath hone ki wajah se bikni me nachti ladki ko dekh, kaphi asahj mehsus karta hai...
Drish chup-chap picture dekh raha tha, lekin Ashk... Wo to jaise he koi scene achha laga uski hooting aur taliyan dono shuru ho jati. Drish picture kam aur Ashk ko jyada dekh raha tha... Uski alhar si bewak adaa jaise Drish ke dil me utar rahi ho.
Movie khatam hone ke baad dono nikale... Car parking se car nikalte huye Drish ne puchha "ab kahan chalna hai"
Ashk.... Ab, ruko sochne do...
Drish.... Kya.. Sochne do, phir chalo ghar he chalte hain...
Ashk.... Arree-arree abhi nahi jana ghar Drish please kahin aur chalte hain.
Drish... Par kahan batao to sahi...
Ashk... Mujhe pani puri khane ki ikchha ho rahi hai..
"Ye ladki bhi na" ... Aur dono chal diye pani puri khane. Ashk bhi pani puri khana wahi jagah pahunchi, jahan ke traffic signal par kal Drish phasa tha.... Drish ko dekhte he aaj phir sare bacchon ne usse gher liya...
Ashk un garib bacchon ko dekh kar unke sir par hath feri aur sab ko wahan pani puri khilayi. Aaj to jaise dil me basti ja rahi thi Ashk... "Jitni sunder hai, utna saaf mann bhi hai iska"
"Kya hua kahan kho gaye".... Drish ko apni ore khoye dekh Ashk puchhne lagi...
Drsih.... Nahi kuch nahi... Tumhara khana ho gaya ho to chalen yahan se..
Aahk... Jhootey, phir mujhe he dekh rahe the na...
Drsih.... Na, nahi... Main to in bacchon ke bare me soch raha tha...
Ashk... Khud bhi to abhi ek bacche he ho, thik se jhoot bhi bolna nahi aata Mr. Drish. Mujhe he dekh rahe the bahi... Ye main janti hun.
Drish... Kaha na nahi ... Kuch bhi bolti ho..
Itna kah kar palat gaya pichhe aur car me jakar baith gaya.... Thode dur car chali hogi ki Ashk ek baar phir Drish ko chherti hui puchhne lagi.... "Achha batao kya achha lagta hai mujh me jo mujhe ghurte rahte ho"...
Drish.... Band karo na baba... Sach me tumhe nahi dekh raha tha...
Ashk... Achha aisi baat hai to phir khao meri kasam... Mujhe nahi dekh rahe the...
Drish.... Samne dekh lun, nahi to accidient ho jayega... Waise jana kahan hai abhi...
Ashk.... Mere ghar...
Drish.... Ab tumhare ghar kyon...
Ashk... Had hai... Bahut der ho gaye main apni mamma se nahi mili... Unko tang nahi ki, to pahle ghar mamma se milungi, phir unhe bata dungi bhabhi ke pass ja rahi hun saam ko aaungi...
Maa ka naam sunte he Drish ka chehra utar gaya. Uske jahanme phir se wahi yaden taza ho gayi.... "Aakhir main kaun hun, aur mera astitw kya hai"
Agle din jab Drish college pahuncha, aur jaise he Rachna ki class attend karne ja raha tha, Ashk uska hath pakrti class ke dusre ore le aayi. Wahan 6/7 ladkey ladkiyon ka jamawra tha... Ashk "shiiiiiiiiiii" karti hui Drish se kahne lagi ...... "Aaj uss madam ko sabak sikhana hai... Isliye tum class ke bahar he raho"
Drish.... Par mujhe class ke bahar kar ke kya fayda... Badla madam se lena hai ya mujh se...
"Kaun hai ye" .... "Humare sath kya kar raha hai" ...... "Isse kisne bulaya yahan".... Naye ko group me dekh kar baki ke sare log Ashk aur Saurav se puchhne lage....
Aksk.... Arre jahilon chup bhi karo, jaan-pahchan karwa dungi Drish se tum sab ka. Lekin abhi uss madam par to dhyan do....
Joya..... Intzaam to uss madam ka pura ho gaya hai, chinta kyon karti hai, par ye handsome kaun hai, jarra mujhe bhi to milwa....
Ashk.... Dur hat, dur hat iss se. Bhaga degi kya apni harkaton se.... Chalo team shuru karte hain madam se badla.....
Saurav.... Ansh, chuhon ko chhor do..... Aaj uss madam se kabaddi khilwayenge....
Pure class me chij aur butter chhipa diye gaye the... Madam jahan par ghum-ghum ke padhati thi, uss jagah ka khas khyal rakha gaya tha.... Gate par ek farsh ke rang ka wire band diya gaya tha... Aur farsh par puri kalikh bikher di gayi thi.....
Chuhe jaise he chhore gaye, sabse pahle madam uchhal kar bahar bhagi... Aur wire me paun phasne se ... Dharam... Farsh par giri.... Kapre se lekar badan ke hisse me kalikh put gayi madam ki...
Sab se funny tha... Unka chehra jo aadha kala aur aadha safed dikh raha tha..... Aur ye sari ander ke funny moment ka video bhi record ho raha tha... Kaam hote he Ashk ki puri team nikal gayi....
Ashk... Chalo bhi, yahan ruk kar kya kar rahe ho...
Drish... Par hum to class attend karne aaye hai na...
Ashk.... Buddhu, aaj nahi kal se aatend karenge class... Aaj dil ko sukoon mila hai... Party karenge...
Drish.... Tum jao apne doston ke sath main college me he rahunga...
Ashk wahan se thodi dur hat gayi, aur phone par kisi ke baat karne lagi, phone jab kati to badi he akad ke sath hasti hui Drish ko dekhne lagi. Drish uske in isharon ka matlab samjhta uss se pahle he Payal ka phone aa gaya...
Drish.... Haan di..
Payal.... Lado ke sath jao, usse kuch kaam hai, uska kaam kar dena, aur laut'te waqt ghar le aana... Mujhe uss se milna hai...
Drish... "Lekin didi sunoooo"..... Phone cut
Drish ghurte huye dekhne laga Ashk ko aur Ashk apne kaan pakar kar usse hasti hui kahne lagi.... "Soooo sorry"
Drish muskurate huye bas yahi khud se kaha ..... "Ye ladki bhi na pure pagal hai". Dono chal diye aaj ghumne. Kal Rachna se badla lene ke karan dono nahi ghum paye... Lekin kal ka mauka aaj bhuna rahe the dono....
Drish ka ajib sa aakarshan tha Ashk ko lekar. Yadi Kisi aur ne Payal se kah kar Drish se apna kaam karwaya hota, to Drish us ka kaam karne ke baad phir dobara kabhi usse dekhta nahi.
Wahin Payal ko bhi kahin na kahin lagaw tha Ashk se. Kyonki yadi koi aur Drish se kaam karwane ki sifarish Payal se karta to Payal saaf mana kar deti. Uska bas yahi kahna tha... "Chhotu se kaam hai to ussi se kaho, kuch bhi ho jaye, main uss se nahi kahne wali".
Lekin Ashk ke case me dono bhai-bahan ka najriya saaf ulta tha.... Ya yun kahe to Payal sayad Drish ke dil ki awaz mehsus kar sakti thi.
Dono car se nikle, sabse pahle pahunche multiplex. 2005 ki relese movie Salaam namste dekhne. Pahle he gana jo beach par chalta hai, aur jisme Saif kapdey utar kar nachne chala jata hai... Uss scene par Ashk ke muh se...
"Woooo hoooo" ki hooting nikalta hai.. "Wow kya body hai" kahti hui Saif ke liye taliyan bhi bajati hai... Wahin bechara Drish, Ashk ke sath hone ki wajah se bikni me nachti ladki ko dekh, kaphi asahj mehsus karta hai...
Drish chup-chap picture dekh raha tha, lekin Ashk... Wo to jaise he koi scene achha laga uski hooting aur taliyan dono shuru ho jati. Drish picture kam aur Ashk ko jyada dekh raha tha... Uski alhar si bewak adaa jaise Drish ke dil me utar rahi ho.
Movie khatam hone ke baad dono nikale... Car parking se car nikalte huye Drish ne puchha "ab kahan chalna hai"
Ashk.... Ab, ruko sochne do...
Drish.... Kya.. Sochne do, phir chalo ghar he chalte hain...
Ashk.... Arree-arree abhi nahi jana ghar Drish please kahin aur chalte hain.
Drish... Par kahan batao to sahi...
Ashk... Mujhe pani puri khane ki ikchha ho rahi hai..
"Ye ladki bhi na" ... Aur dono chal diye pani puri khane. Ashk bhi pani puri khana wahi jagah pahunchi, jahan ke traffic signal par kal Drish phasa tha.... Drish ko dekhte he aaj phir sare bacchon ne usse gher liya...
Ashk un garib bacchon ko dekh kar unke sir par hath feri aur sab ko wahan pani puri khilayi. Aaj to jaise dil me basti ja rahi thi Ashk... "Jitni sunder hai, utna saaf mann bhi hai iska"
"Kya hua kahan kho gaye".... Drish ko apni ore khoye dekh Ashk puchhne lagi...
Drsih.... Nahi kuch nahi... Tumhara khana ho gaya ho to chalen yahan se..
Aahk... Jhootey, phir mujhe he dekh rahe the na...
Drsih.... Na, nahi... Main to in bacchon ke bare me soch raha tha...
Ashk... Khud bhi to abhi ek bacche he ho, thik se jhoot bhi bolna nahi aata Mr. Drish. Mujhe he dekh rahe the bahi... Ye main janti hun.
Drish... Kaha na nahi ... Kuch bhi bolti ho..
Itna kah kar palat gaya pichhe aur car me jakar baith gaya.... Thode dur car chali hogi ki Ashk ek baar phir Drish ko chherti hui puchhne lagi.... "Achha batao kya achha lagta hai mujh me jo mujhe ghurte rahte ho"...
Drish.... Band karo na baba... Sach me tumhe nahi dekh raha tha...
Ashk... Achha aisi baat hai to phir khao meri kasam... Mujhe nahi dekh rahe the...
Drish.... Samne dekh lun, nahi to accidient ho jayega... Waise jana kahan hai abhi...
Ashk.... Mere ghar...
Drish.... Ab tumhare ghar kyon...
Ashk... Had hai... Bahut der ho gaye main apni mamma se nahi mili... Unko tang nahi ki, to pahle ghar mamma se milungi, phir unhe bata dungi bhabhi ke pass ja rahi hun saam ko aaungi...
Maa ka naam sunte he Drish ka chehra utar gaya. Uske jahanme phir se wahi yaden taza ho gayi.... "Aakhir main kaun hun, aur mera astitw kya hai"