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04-12-2014, 10:54 AM


Fanny and Myron get married and on their first night in bed, Myron puts his arm around Fanny and very sweetly whispers, "Fanny darling, please pull up your nightgown."

Very sweetly Fanny answers, "Nooooo."

Myron asks again, a little sterner, "Fanny pull up your nightgown."

Fanny again says, "Noooo."

Myron is now angry and says, "Fanny, pull up your nightgown or I'm going out the door and you'll never see me again."

"Nooo." says Fanny.

So Myron gets up and goes out the front door, slamming it behind him. Fanny immediately gets up and locks the door.

Not too long after, Myron is back. He tries the front door but finds it locked. So he taps on the door and says, "Fanny, my darling, open the door, it's me."

Fanny says, "Nooo."

Myron knocks a little louder, "Fanny, sweetness, please open the door."

"NO." says Fanny.

Myron starts kicking the door and shouts, "Fanny, open this door right now or I'll break it down."

Fanny says, "Really? A door you can break down, but a nightgown you can't pull up?"
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04-12-2014, 11:23 AM
(04-12-2014, 10:54 AM)thewall81317 :

Fanny and Myron get married and on their first night in bed, Myron puts his arm around Fanny and very sweetly whispers, "Fanny darling, please pull up your nightgown."

Very sweetly Fanny answers, "Nooooo."

Myron asks again, a little sterner, "Fanny pull up your nightgown."

Fanny again says, "Noooo."

Myron is now angry and says, "Fanny, pull up your nightgown or I'm going out the door and you'll never see me again."

"Nooo." says Fanny.

So Myron gets up and goes out the front door, slamming it behind him. Fanny immediately gets up and locks the door.

Not too long after, Myron is back. He tries the front door but finds it locked. So he taps on the door and says, "Fanny, my darling, open the door, it's me."

Fanny says, "Nooo."

Myron knocks a little louder, "Fanny, sweetness, please open the door."

"NO." says Fanny.

Myron starts kicking the door and shouts, "Fanny, open this door right now or I'll break it down."

Fanny says, "Really? A door you can break down, but a nightgown you can't pull up?"


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20-01-2015, 02:49 PM

A
husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their
computer.

The husband puts, "Mypenis, and the wife falls on the ground
laughing

because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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25-01-2015, 02:14 AM
(20-01-2015, 02:49 PM)thewall81317 :
A
husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their
computer.

The husband puts, "Mypenis, and the wife falls on the ground
laughing

because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."

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25-01-2015, 02:24 PM
पुलिस वाला : जेल में कैसे आना हुआ
संता : मीडिया वाली लड़की की वजह से..
पुलिस वाला : वो कैसे ?
संता : उसकी टी-शर्ट पर लिखा था
PRESS
मैंने दबा दिये….

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27-01-2015, 04:15 AM
(25-01-2015, 02:24 PM)thewall81317 :
पुलिस वाला : जेल में कैसे आना हुआ
संता : मीडिया वाली लड़की की वजह से..
पुलिस वाला : वो कैसे ?
संता : उसकी टी-शर्ट पर लिखा था
PRESS
मैंने दबा दिये….


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29-05-2018, 05:37 PM
एक आंटी अपनी बेटी के साथ बस में जा रही थी।


कंडक्टर  – कितनी फाडू

आंटी  – मेरी बेटी की आधी और मेरी पूरी।

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29-05-2018, 05:38 PM
चिंटू – पापा कल मम्मी शर्मा अंकल के साथ सोफे में लेटकर……


पापा – अभी नहीं मम्मी बाजार से ए तब बताना

मम्मी के आते ही……

पापा – हाँ, बेटा अब बताओ की क्या हुआ ?

चिंटू – मम्मी शर्मा के साथ सोफे पर लेट कर आप जो कामवाली के साथ करते हो
वो कर रहे थे

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