Ek to pehle hi Ali ke baare me kuch pata nahi chal raha aur uper se ab Neha ka ye haal. Dono ki samajh me ye nahi aata ke kare to kare kya ?
Khair thodi der ke baad Neha ko hosh aata hai.
Mahek : kya hua Neha tum behosh kyun ho gai thi.
Neha achanak rone lagti hai.
Ruby : kya hua neha bata na tu ro kyun rahi hai.
Badi mushkil se Neha ke muh se nikalta hai Ali ".........."
Neha ki baat sun ke dono ke hosh ud jaate hain.
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Sapna : Wow yaar kya mast dress hai.
Dimpy : Kya baat hai kya kismat payi hai tune. Tu to badi lucky hai har hafte new dress.
Sobia : Ye dress mujhe mere boyfriend ne bheji hai.
Dimpy : Aakhir tera ye chahne waala kaun hai jo tujhe har hafte new dress aur gifts bhejta hai mujhe bhi bata na.
Sobia : Ye suspence hai sabar kar sab batati hoon.
Ye mera bachpan ka friend hai. Mera sachcha aashiq mera pyar my love my destiny.
Sapna : Kaun hai kaisa hai Kahan rehta hai tera aashiq mujhe bhi to bata.
Dimpy : Are ye hume bewakoof bana rahi hai, ye thehri behanji iska boyfriend kahan se aaya kya kahin suna hai ke behanji ka bhi koi boyfriend hota hai.
Ha ha ha ha.............
Sobia : Mera boyfriend hai aur tum logon ke boyfriend se lakh guna Smart aur handsome hai. Aur main koi behanji nahi hoon.
Dimpy : Chal chal rehne de hume bewakof samjha hai kya.
Aaj tak to maine tujhe kabhi kisi ladke ke sath baat karte hue bhi dekha nahi. Achanak ye boyfriend kahan se paida ho gaya. Jaa be kisi aur ko bewakof banana hume nahi behanji kahin ki.
Sobia : Maine kaha na ke main behanji nahi hoon. Aur mera boyfriend hai matlab hai.
Dimpy : Theek hai agar tera boyfriend hai to humse milwa, hum bhi to dekhen ke behanji ke boyfriend kaise hote hain.
Sobia : Theek hai milwa dungi.
Kal college me mil lena mere boyfriend se.
Dimpy : Agar nahi milwaya to tu kal College humare samne apna top nikalegi .
Sobia : Aur agar milwa diya to tum dono apna top nikalogi. Lagi bet.
Dimpy : Haan lagi.
Sobia sochne lagti hai yaar ye maine kya kar diya, ye kaisi bet lagali, main bhi kitni badi gadhi hoon, jab mera koi boyfriend hai hi nahi to main kal kisko apni friends se milwaongi.
Ab main kya karun soch Sobia jaldi kuch soch warna kal teri khair nahi. Ab teri izzat daao pe lagi hai.
Agar jald hi tune kuch na kiya to kal tujhe sabke samne apna top nikalna padega aur hamesha ke liye tera naam behanji pad jaayega.
Sobia pareshaan idhar udhar ghoom rahi thi ki achanak muskurane lagti hai.
Main bhi kitni badi idiot hoon. Sochne ka kaam mera thodi hai wo to Sonu ka hai.
Sobia foran apna Mobile nikaalti hai aur Sonu ka number type karti hai, dial ka button dabne se pehle hi Uska mobile bajne lagta hai. Sobia mobile utha ke hello bolti hai.
Sonu : Hello Sweetu kaisi ho.
Sobia : Main theek hoon, tum kaise ho.
Sonu : Jab meri jaan theek hai to main bhi theek hoon.
Par lagta hai aaj meri jaan ko koi pareshaani hai.
Sobia : Tumhe kaise pata chala ke main pareshaan hoon.
Sonu : lagta hai ke tum bhool gai hum do jism ek jaan hain, jab bhi tum pareshaan hoti ho mujhe pata chal jaata hai.
Ab batao ke kya baat hai.
Sobia : Nahi Phone pe nahi.
Sonu : To phir.
Sobia : Tum foran yahan aao. Mujhe yahan tumhari madat ki sakht zarurat hai.
Sonu : Tum ne pukara aur hum chale aaye, jaan hatheli pe le aaye re.
Sobia : Sonu main mazak ke mood me nahi hoon.
Sonu : Main bhi mazak ke mood me nahi hoon.
Sobia : Main serious hoon.
Sonu : Main bhi serious hoon. Sobia : Tum jaldi se yahan aa jaao. Main tumhara wait kar rahi hoon.
Sonu : Tum fikar mat karo main bas pehli flight se wahan aa raha hoon.
Sobia : Theek hai. Chalo bye.
Sonu : Kya theek hai, kya bye, lagta hai tum sab bhool gai.
Sobia : Matlab.
Sonu : Matlab bye se pehle meri kissi to do.
Sobia : Main yahan pareshaan hoon aur tumhe kissi ki padi hai.
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Sobia : Main yahan pareshaan hoon aur tumhe kissi ki padi hai.
Jaao main nahi deti koi kissi.
Sonu : Soch lo kissi nahi dogi to mera dil toot jaayega, ek to itne din ke baad tumne mujhe yaad kiya hai, apne toote dil se main flight kaise pakad paaonga.
Sobia : Tum to aise keh rahe ho jaise tum mujhe roz yaad karte rahe ho.
Sonu : ji haan jaanu maine tumhe roz yaad kiya hai, aaj kal tum jaldi bhool jaati ho. Zara apne mobile ke msg box ko phir se check karlo pichle 6 mahine me maine tumhe har roz ek msg kiya hai. Aur tum kehti ho ke main tumhara apna sonu tumhe meri jaanu ko main bhool gaya, main bhool gaya, wo bhi tumhe, kaash ye sunne se pehle main behra kyun na ho gaya. Hai kaash. Aaj dil tod diya tumne mera.
Achcha sila diya tune mere pyar ka yaar ne hi tod diya dil yaar ka.
Sobia : aaaaaah ek kissi ke liye itna drama. Tum kabhi nahi sudhroge.
Sonu : jab aaj tak tum nahi sudhri to main kaise sudhrunga.
Kissi dijiye aaj tak aur mere aane ka intezaar kijiye kal tak.
Chal na yaar ek kissi ke liye kitna tadpa rahi hai.
Sobia : Tum aao kal batati hoon tumhe. Chalo ye lo kissi Muuah.
Sonu : Abe kissi de rahi hai ya diwali ke chande ki raseed. Ye kya hai Muuah ye to shuru hi nahi hua ke khatam ho gaya. Tujhe bhi na sab kuch sikhana padta hai. Dekh kissi aise dete hain mmmuuuuuaaaaaaaaah.....
Chal ab jaldi se de ek meethi waali kissi.
Sobia : mmuuuaaaaaaaaah
chal ab phone rakh aur nikalne ki taiyaari kar.
Sonu : Bye.
Maa : Beta kiska phone hai.
Sonu : Phone hai nahi tha.
Maa : Wohi to pooch rahi hoon, kiska phone tha bada kissi maag raha tha. Mujhe to nahi di kissi tune.
Sonu : Sobia ka phone tha, usne urgently mujhe bulaya hai main aaj raat ko hi nikal jaaonga. aur rahi baat tumhe kissi dene ki to wo to main tumhare hi paas aa raha tha kissi dene ke liye.
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