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Rajesh Ji Ki 
Recipe for the Perfect Marriage




   



1. Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays; I go on Fridays.



2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in Delhi, and mine is in Bangalore.



3. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.



4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. She said... 'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' So I suggested the kitchen.



5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.



6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric roti maker. She said 'There are too many gadgets, and no place to sit down!' So I bought her an electric chair.



7. My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was. She told me, 'In the lake.'



8. She got a mud-pack, and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.



9. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, 'Am I too late for the garbage?' The driver said, 'No, jump in!'


10. Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.

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