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Fun Topic सभी किस्म की शायरी और कविता
(08-12-2013, 11:59 PM ) rajbr1981 Offline

कितनी जल्दी ये

मुलाक़ात गुज़र जाती है ,
प्यास बुझती नही बरसात गुज़र जाती है,
अपनी यादों से कह दो न आया करें,
नींद आती नही और रात गुज़र जाती है.

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(09-12-2013, 12:01 AM ) rajbr1981 Offline

ऐ दोस्त तेरी दोस्ती पर नाज़ करते है
हर वक्त मिलने की फरियाद करते है
हमे नही पता लेकिन घरवाले बताते है
कि हम नींद में भी आपसे बात करते हैं

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(09-12-2013, 12:01 AM ) rajbr1981 Offline

ये लडकियों के बाल
है लडको को फ़साने के जाल
चूस लेती है खून जिस्म का सारा
इसी लिए होते है इनके होठ लाल

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(10-12-2013, 01:20 AM ) rajbr1981 Offline

Amritsar ke pagalkhane me doctor ne ek mareez ka checkup karke kaha
aap mansik roop se theek lag rahe hain phir yaha kyo he? Patient bola
doctor me theek hoon par baat yeh hai ki kuch time pehle mene ek
vidhva se shaadi ki uski ek jawan beti thi or mere pitaji ne us se
shaadi kar li or phir meri patni mere pitaji ki saas ban gayi kuch
time baad mere pitaji ke ghar beti paida hui or woh meri soteli behen
ban gayi or us ke elava woh meri navasi bhi thi kyun ki mein uski nani
ka pati tha ab mere ghar beta hua ek taraf meri soteli maa mere bete
ki behen lagti thi kyun ki woh uski maa ka beta tha or dusri taraf woh
uski dadi lagti thi is tereh mera beta apni dadi ka bhai ban gaya aap
sochenge mere pitaji mere damad aur mein unka sasur or meri soteli maa
mere bete ki behen yani mera beta mera mama aur mein apne bete ka
bhanja.. Doctor cheekh kar bola bhagwan ke liye chup ho jaayo warna
mein paagal ho jaunga..

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(10-12-2013, 01:22 AM ) rajbr1981 Offline

खुदी को कर बुलंद इतना चढ़ा वो जैसे तैसे
खुदी को कर बुलंद इतना चढ़ा वो जैसे तैसे
की खुदा ने पुछा आब निचे उतरेगा कैसे

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(10-12-2013, 01:25 AM ) rajbr1981 Offline

Ek baar 3 Dost Diwali Ke Baad Mile
1st - Mere Daddy mere liye 10,000 Ke Patake
Laaye,
Humne 3 Ghante Tak Bajaye,

2nd - Mere Daddy 15,000 Ke
Pataake Laaye,
Humne 4 Ghante Tak Bajaye,

3rd - Mere Daddy
Ghar Par Nahin The...

To Mera
Bhai 5000 Ka Sirf Ek hi Pataaka Laaya Aur Sari Raat
Humne
Bari-Bari Bajaya..

Jo samjha wo Sikander baki ke sab PAPPU ke Bhai

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(10-12-2013, 01:26 AM ) rajbr1981 Offline

Teacher to student
Aaj tumne homework kyun nahi kiya?
Student - sir, Ghar par light nai thi..
Teacher - to saale mombati jala leta..
Student - sir, machis nahi utha sakta tha,
Teacher - kyu ?
Student - sir, pooja ghar main rakhi hui thi..
Teacher - to uthayi kyun nai..
Student - nahaya nai tha sir,
Teacher - sale nahaya kyu nai tha.
Student - paani nahi tha sir..
Teacher - paani kyu nahi tha..
Student - sir motor nahi chal rahi thi,
Teacher - ullu ke pathhe ab motor ko kya hua tha..
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Student - sir aap kitne bade chutiye ho, abe saale kitni baar bolu ki light nahi thi...

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(10-12-2013, 01:28 AM ) rajbr1981 Offline

Husband to Wife - Munna yahi se bahar aata hai na??
Wife Muskurate hue - Han but tum isme mat Jhanko,
abhi Nazar nahi aayega, bahut chota Suraakh (hole) hai..
Husband - Yaar phir bhi dekhne to do na, Husband ne Surakh main se Jhanka par use kuch bhi Nazar nahi aaya..
Thodi der Baad...

School ki Bell bajti hai..

Munna Bahar aata hai,

Aur husband wife Munne ko le kar Ghar chale jate hai..
Moral - Surakh Gate Main bhi hota hai..

Lakin apki Soch ko Hamara SALAM..

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(10-12-2013, 01:30 AM ) rajbr1981 Offline

Teri Doli uthi, Meri Maiyyat uthi,

Phool Tujh par bhi barse, Phool Mujh par bhi barse,



FARQ SIRF ITNA THA,

Tu saj gayi, Aur Mujhe sajaya gaya,

Tu bhi ghar ko chali, Main bi ghar ko chala,



FARQ SIRF ITNA THA,

Tu Uth ke gayi, Mujhe Uthaya gaya,

Mehfil wahan bhi thi, Log yahan bhi the,



FARQ SIRF ITNA THA,

Unka hasna wahan, Inka rona yahan,

Qazi udhar bhi tha, Molvi idhar bhi tha,

Do bol tere pade, Do bol mere pade,

Tera nikah pada, Mera janaaza pada,



FARQ SIRF ITNA THA,

Tujhe apnaya gaya, Mujhe Dafnaya gaya...

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(10-12-2013, 01:31 AM ) rajbr1981 Offline

Ek bar PAPPU Aam ke ped par patthar mar ke Aam todne ki kosis kar raha tha..
Lekin har bar Nishana chook raha tha....
Jab bhi Nishana chukta....toh wo zor se chillata..."Iski behn ki...Saala Nishana chuuk gaya..."
Wahan se ek Saadhu baba ja raha tha...usne gaaliya suni to wo gussa ho gaya....
Saadhu : Dekho bachha, aise nahi bolte...
PAPPU ne fir patthar mara aur fir chillaya..."Iski behn ki...Saala firse Nishana chuuk gaya..."
Saadhu : Dekho bachha, aise nahi bolte...
PAPPU ne fir patthar mara aur fir chillaya..."Iski behn ki...Saala firse Nishana chuuk gaya...."
Ab Saadhu ko gussa aaya....
Saadhu : Ja mein tujhe Shraap deta hoon, Ab agar firse tune galat bola...to aasman se TEER(arrow) aayega aur tere pichwade mein gush jayega...
PAPPU ne fir patthar mara aur fir chillaya..."Iski behn ki.....Saala firse Nishana chuuk gaya..."
Ab Bijli kadkti hai... aur aasman se ek TEER aaker Saadhu ke pichwade mein gush jaata hai...
Aasman se uparwaale ki awwaz aati hai...."Iski behn ki...Saala Nishana chuuk gaya..."

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