Real Or Fake
Sex Tips
"You Decide"
1. "Pour Diet Coke into your vagina and tape Mentos to his penis for a real sexplosion."
2. "Chew a small piece of mango... then take him in your mouth. You can use whatever fruit you have, just don't try anything too acidic, as it can burn him."
3. "Dip your breasts in edible body paint, and use them to 'sponge paint' his entire body. Then lick it off."
4. "Put cinnamon on your bedsheets to spice up the bedroom."
5. "Mix one tablespoon of saliva (the kind deep in your throat works best - its viscosity makes it a good substitute for lube) with one tablespoon of water to stretch the spit."
6. "Order a pizza then immediately begin to have sex. If he doesn't come before the pizza comes, he owes you a free pizza.
7. "Draw an attention-grabbing circle around your nipples using rhinestones and body glue for a special night in."
8. "Dab some peppermint oil on your neck and between your breasts. Studies found that the smell of mint has a revitalizing effect. Bonus: your boobs will smell extra fresh."
9. Use "your electric toothbrush" or "your iPhone [when your vibrator is out of batteries]."
10. "Keep asking him if he's almost done and act dissatisfied, it's reverse psychology and will make him last longer."
11. "Give him a beer facial - the combination of the egg white and the yeast in the hops hydrates and improves skin elasticity... but you can just tell him that your lips can't resist his delicious, beer-flavored face."